| Dumb Dog JokeThe man asks his dog one time : " How was your day ?? "
" Ruff " says the dog.
Get it ?? GOOD !!!
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| best bathroom graffitti ever !!" Your Dumb "
found in a Haight Street Cafe
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| Damn this war, damn extremists, damn crazy mf'n pplBenazir Bhutto Assassinated
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| San Francisco summed upWhen you walk through the streets of San Francisco, you feel that you are part of the drive and life of the city.
Nothing beats that.
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| I'm sure you all know about the soulja boy song < Crank Dat soulja boy>, right ?
I'm sure you all think it's about flying and fun and superman right ?
WRONG
According to urban dictionary, superman means :
When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when
she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick
the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum
and she has a cape like Superman!!!
"Yo, dawg, Last night my bitch was being frothy so I have her a Superman"
now if you see the lyrics
[Chorus: x2]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me yua!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me yua!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me yua!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
[Verse 1:]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat thing
(Now Yua!)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I got me some bapes today"
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 2:]
I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
I'ma Pass It To Arab
Then He Gon crank it up 4 sholl (sholl)
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly
You get it ??
and the real kicker is this video
POOR KIDS !!!
anthony
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