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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

  • you are the music in me

    hey guys great to be posting again man ahhh kena sunburn last wed during atc camp but now better just that the skin is peeling...yup... high school musical 2 was LOVE man LOVE. haha ...but sadly the nudity cause a whole lot of trouble ...yup go find out if you want....the song all for one and "you are the music in me " rocks man i was like hearing it 1294736584 times already in a day ..haha so today nth really special ...yeh just went home with mabei as usual but with yong en...haha yup i talk a lot of crap man .....ohh man when can i get back to my guitar i miss them but i need to study as the exams are around the corner just 1 week and a few days to go man ...sigh.....i really muz do well and get into the a band but it will be best if i go to the same class with mabei or jem ..now my class 2B3 is like how screwed lar everyday surely got news wan ...haha... whatever you say we got...ranging from scholding valguarities at teachers to bring 6 cans of beers to school....lolz a bit hard to believe.. shit man i cant do math for nuts i need help for MATHS !!!!!!!!!!!...haha mugging now no more dota for me .....maybe until exams are over man .... yah i love 6E man yahooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EVERYBODY ONE FOR ALL ...ALL FOR ONE !!

    now buckle your seatbelt for ....

    MARIA MOMENTS (8)

    lamest things stupidest i've said part 2

    1) hey alan you very black to day
      ... dude im always black
    2) hey so ooi nth
    3) mabei so red like tomato
    4)  i seriously cant think of what to put here
    5) here too
    6)and this
    7) and that
    8) I LOVE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL???????????????

    END (guys sorry really tired today cant think of what to write )


    we're all in this together...and it shows where we stand... hand in hand ... make our dreams come true...!!!


    Though I just met you,
    i knew you where different
    You gave me the feeling ,
    that i've never had
    and said that we could,
    maybe just get along.
    you said hi
    and i just screamed silently
    inside my heart,
    i know that
    you were the one
    for ME

Monday, September 03, 2007

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    Suicide Notes & Butterfly Kisses
    By Atreyu
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    lame things that ive said .... and done=]

    MAria MOmENTS (7)

    1) ey yo bernard your mouth so hot that can cook an egg inside already...

    2) ey mabei when you pee do you shake??

    3) macdonald casher : would you like ketchup or chili sauce ?
       jace                 : i need to pee...

    4) why are there so many cars on the road?

    5) ey why the table so clean

    6) the dog bit me and it swallowed my finger... see its in its mouth!

    7) excuse me can i have a cup of  warm water please..... my friends is having hiccups !

    8) when i grow up im gonna write my own dictionary

    9) ooi have you ever shit in the toilet while durian ice cream

    10) jace : excuse me where can i find the toilet...?
         guy : behind you... 

    11) madam! opps! SIR SIR sorry ..

    12) why this guitar only got 4 strings nia

    13) i love to walk from changi to yio chu kang

    14) am i gay ?

    15) jace: mabei mabei !!!! mabei !!mabei !! ooi answer me lar!! ooi
        marc: what lar
         jace: nth =]

    16) how are you going to eat your chicken rice ?

    17) what did i just order ?

    18) i get 20 cents a day

    19) chen zi xing!!!

    20) i love you!

    this concludes part 7 of 1

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

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    Underclass Hero
    By Sum 41
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    ooh baby give me one more chance!!......

    hihihihihihi

    today rise flag.... damn stupid but luckly no mistakes man sigh tmr got np man sians muz prepare everything...... boots also kena sai liao lor... haha anyway friday going out any 6eS wanna go tell me or mabei =] NOW PREPARE FOR MARIA MOMENTS (5)

     

    MARIA mOMEnTS (5)

    coninued from maria moments(4)...

    so they were shouting and shouting and blaing and blaing damn bloody stevenlicious lar...so now the damn showdown...

    mabei : auntie we stop this showdown iF I SAID IF you give me 10 handroll now
    auntie : never
    mabei :you sure
    auntie: never
    mabei : SURE
    auntie: NEVER
    mabei : one More Time
    auntie : ooi you believe i kick your ass a not
    mabei : my ass for you to kick wan izit har dont cao bei with me lar
    auntie : grrr.......

    so the fight was never ending until mr ng came and calm the damn situation.......and thats the end of the chapter.....

    mARIA MOMentS (6)

    jace : so where we going today??
    mabei : ps lor
    jace: huh primary school agh for wad??
    mabei : no la PLAzA sing LAr
    Jace: ooh who else comming along?
    mabei : err fang and jensen
    jace : go for wad?
    mabei : fang wanna buy a Bass Guitar.
    Jace : chey! ey wher are they now
    mabei: on their way lar at the dnt  studio
    jace: hey say sth
    mabei : hi
    Jace: sth else
    Mabei : hello
    jace: others
    Mabei : wad sup
    jace: others
    mabei : F*** you lar what you want me to say!!
    jace: sth
    mabei : sth
    jace : sth else
    mabei sth else
    jace : sth else
    mabei sth else
    jace : sth else
    mabei sth else
    jace : sth else
    mabei sth else
    jace: FINE !! STOP IT
    mabei : hahaa fang and jenjen caome already

    so fang and jenjen cam......

    mabei : wha y so long
    fang : wha ya went to pee lar
    jensen : i follow him lar
    mabei : y so long wan
    jace : i know lar  !!!
    mabei : maria you shut up even if you dont say a word i know what you are going to say lar..!!!
    jace : im not gonna say that im gonna say....
    mabei : huh
    jace:....
    mabei : huh speak louder lar
    jace :....
    fang :lolz
    mabei : tats it no maria thats it!!
    jace : kk relax lar relax
    mabei so what iz it?
    jace :...
    mabei : zzzzzzzzzzzzz* steam * steam*
    jace : nth =]i just wasted one minute of your life dude :)
    Mabei : siao !!!
    fang jensen : hahahahahahahaha

    EnD

    guys i need comments !!!!

Monday, August 27, 2007

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    Infinity on High
    By Fall Out Boy
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    Maria!...ave.. maria

    MariA MoMENTS (4)

    during recess...at drink stall cum jap food stall

    jace = mabei buy handroll
    mabei = kk help me buy can plz lar maria!!
    jace = sure!!! moneyeeeee plz
    mabei =(diaoz) nala nala
    jace = haha lolz
    fang = wha maria hand rolls also argh
    jace = yup mabei also 
    mabei = maria can hurry up a not!
    jace = ok you TELL the auntie that lar
    AUNTIE = wha kua si mi kua wha jing ban cannot izit huh
    mabei = wha auntie wanna fight argh!
    AUNTIE = bring it on man
    mabei = Fine !! i challenge you to a SHAOLIN SHOWDOWN
    DisHPOO.... adadad
    mabei = i will use my chicken wing stick
    AUNTIE = fine i will use my udon
    both = hA!!!Ya!!|

    and so the battle between the malriaridaeeifodaiesmians continues...

    find out what happen in the next chapter of MARIA MOMENTS=)

Friday, August 24, 2007

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    A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
    By Panic! At The Disco
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    You're my Honeybunch =]

    hey guys haha today was like everyday just that i got remideal thats all...there is this techno song that owns man =

    THE CUPPYCAKE SONG

    You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
    Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie
    You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
    Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye
    And I love you so and I want you to know
    That I'll always be right here
    And I love to sing sweet songs to you
    Because you are so dear!

    very very cute man..^-^

    MaRIA MOMeNTS (3)

    on the way home at the bus stop at acs br with the threeeee maskerteers (i know wrong spelling lar)as usual...

    mabei = ay maria so today can come my house study a not?
    jace  = donno leh
    mabei = call lar!
    jace  = nevermind lar
    mabei = sure a not?
    jace  = donno leh =[
    mabei = is that a yes or no then ?
    jace  = donno leh? ay y the road got so many car hur?
    bernard = ...
    mabei  =...
    bernard = obviously lar maria then what is the road for then i ask you ?
    jace =....errr....people to do push ups?
    mabei & bernard  = FUC* YOU LAR MARIA !!!!
    jace =okokok i know just a joke lar ...hehe
    bernard =wha maria you can really make us laugh till we die leh
    mabei =ya lar you argh hahahahahahaha( obviously  face red already )
    bernard = i think you can go write a book liao lar...just give you one day lar ..just one day
    jace = no need lar i think just give me two hour lar
    bernard =lolz
    jace = 600 pages , 2hour, 1 book, 1 maria =]...
    mabei =hahahahahahaaha siao argh buti think at this rate he really can lar
    jace =wait those that mean im better then J.K rowling ???she write 1 book 500 ++ pages harrypotter for like few months and im like 600 pages only 2 hours???
    mabei & bernard = fark you lar, you and your lame jokes!!!...


    ENDS =]

    i know its a bit of a rush though >_0

    haha enjoy

     

     

Thursday, August 23, 2007

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    Tenacious D
    By Tenacious D
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    I Wrote This Song All About You

    so today yar nafa 5 station retest causei failed my run like a few secs lols my teacher was like " see lar walk walk talk talk now fail fail ..." i was like okokok stop it already .. ya so today damn exciting lar like jensen wanted to fight with a sec one guys and the gang was like okok we back ups..so during recess we were like staring at then they were staring at us and like so whos gonna start now .... tehn a out of a suddn we gathered outside the arts studio and like started shouting and like hand gasturing .wha then suddely a lo of ppl come liao and the were like FIGHT FIGHT ......NO FIGHT NO KICK!!! the shouting was so bloody loud that our teacher , who happens to be a discipline teacher came and cooled us off..... haha damn "fun" lar...got the video with someone else haha will upload asap...6_6

    MARIA'S MOMENTS  (2)

    jace = ey mabei when you pee as in 'shushu'do you shake as in like
    brrrr....
    mabei = ooi f you lar im trying to pee here and you standing there
    jace = so ??
    mabei = so?? F OFF LAR MARIA
    jace  = ok.............fter you pee lar
    mabei =ooi
    jace = im doing a project lar ..
    mabei =what
    jace = erm... science? i tink
    mabei =wad do you mean you tink can talk later a not i need to pee seriously maria!

    den fang came in and unzipped his zips

    jace= fang what you doing
    fang = what do i look like im Doing ?
    jace =err....mas....
    fang =GRRRRRR....
    jace = peeing !
    fang = GRRRR..grrr.hmmm ya duh
    mabei = maria for the fu...last time f off im trying to pee
    fang = yea man...!!
    jace = okokok... so what you what me to do =]
    mabei = grrrrrrr....
    jace =okokokok i know


    TILL TODAY JACE STILL WONDERS IF SOMEONE SHAKES WHEN HE PEES?????

    END 

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

  • nth

    ok... bernard so you like my lame jokes Fine i shall give it to you alll !!!!!! sianz lar today went mabei house study for geog test tmr on pollution... rarrrrarararararar!!!! bloody history teacher changed for the 7th time liao...ya thx bernard i will start a book soon on my lame jokes which are.... 'funny' i guess haha lest see waht ewe gonna name it "marias moments 2007" i bet i can wirte faster then J.K write harry potter novels lol =] just give me 5 mins and i'll give you 500 words worth of lame jokes by ME MARIA JACE DARKHEARTEN THE LAME ONE YEAH IM CRAZY BOOOYAAA!!!!!!!!

     

    Maria Moments...1

    mabei   : hey look at that legs man so long and nice 

    bernard : ohh yea!

    D*****e :( walking walking stretching leg)

    mabei & bernard : (nose started to bleed and their eyes started to squirt out and almost pooping out..blood was like dripping almost touching the floor....)         ^

    mabei & bernard : (looking up)... /  \

    mabei & bernard : (looking up)...   |

    mabei & bernard : (looking up) ...  |

    mabei & bernard : (looking up)  ... |

    mabei & bernard : (looking up) ...  |

    D****e  : watcha looking at man ?

    mabei &bernard : slurrrrpPPpppP! ( the blood that was dripping suddenly slurped back into their nose and clotted)

    they choked and choked and started to vomit blood. then they look uo again and again saw the face...andcontinued puking blea!!! the vomit was like some squishy washy loshy kindof like chicked porridge with hell lot of chilli and F lot of starch with extra bottle of shit or sth lidat lar....and they started to run away to avoid confusion and the YOU KNOW HU GIRL was like wtf as she looked on the floor and thought it was hor fun and scooped it up and gave it to her garfunkelly grandmother for her supper...sure tasted good FRIED HOR FUN = VOMIT THAT LOOKS 1000000000000000000000times worst looking then shiTTTT..

    END

    this is dedicated to bernard and mabei =]

    P.S.(is this lame enough or i add more? )

Sunday, August 19, 2007

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    The Chronicles of Life & Death (Life Art Version)
    By Good Charlotte
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    sianzzzz ...again...

    so today went to church yup like every normal sundayz den go home slack ....lolz today damn boring lar nth to do lor zzz...zzz....yesterday got bbq again man haha it seems like having bbq like almost everyweek man.. so yesterday..ya fun watch epic movie also  haha though its nc16 lolz went to fathers friends house...

    Avenged Sevenfold’s Picture

    MAn im starting to know more about AVENGE SEVENFOLD man whooo....so....

    called    = Avenge sevenfold Duh!

    nicknamed = A7X

    zacky VEngeanCe and SynySter Gates Rules!!!!Avenged Sevenfold - Walk

    ermmm their songs are mostly from the bible or sth like dat its creepy to know that but cool...not syntanic though...

    Chapter 4  = Genesis chapter 4 verse 14 t 17 (The band's name is a reference to the book of Genesis in the Bible where Cain is sentenced to live in exile for the crime of murdering his brother. God marked him so that none would kill him on account of his sin; the man who dared to kill Cain would have "vengeance taken upon him sevenfold)

    beast and the harlot  =  the book of Revelation (refers to the punishment of Babylon the Great, world empire and seat of false religion)

    The Wicked End  = In the song, several times it is said "dust the apple off, savor each bite, and deep inside you know Adam was right." making reference to Eve eating the forbidden fruit.

    haha and many more find out more here...

    band ppl =]]

    M. Shadows - Vocals
    Synyster Gates - Guitars, Back vocals
    Zacky Vengeance - Guitars, Back vocals
    Johnny Christ - Bass, Back vocals
    The Rev - Drums

    Avenged Sevenfold - Waking the Fallen

    A7X RULES

Friday, August 17, 2007

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    Santi
    By The Academy Is...
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    rain rain

    im loving click five again yeh angels to you devil to me haha and that jenny they own man...anyway today not a very good day in the middle of devotion suddenly started to drizzle sia. Its like " boys go back to your class room but dont run" and all of a sudden BOOSH!!! 1 thousand over people starts to run acrosss like a stampede and whats worse is that it started pouring man and by the time i reach class i was like a wet Wet WET! and my books.. ya you know....then, alan lim and wuzanga came into our class and lectured about bullying lor damn boring haha but missed a bit of english...

    our english teacher mrs ivy wong is a good teacher...haha.but sadly today is her last day man.. cause she is pregnant and ya you know.....she is i think the best teacher in the world man she tells jokes and for once is REASONABLE...haha

    erm so after school, me mabei, bernard, justin, jenny(jenson), shawn and alan went to waffle town and we started to talk about THat thingy....then after that we went home lor...haha...sianz sia ....to day science test i tink i screwed it up lor....whaaaaaa!!! later going to eat outwith family...kk gtg now bb=]     

Thursday, August 16, 2007

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    Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)
    By Cobra Starship
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    Hi guys arh today a bit sians so decided to rite a guide For RHASTA aka Shadow ShaMan Aka S.S =  p.s My Offical Version =

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    Rhasta - The Shadow Shaman    Rhasta ..Shadow Shaman..

    A bit Of The HistorY...

    Once a gifted troll witch doctor, young Rhasta was well versed with the secrets of voodoo magic. When the war between the Sentinels and the Scourge began, Rhasta, then a Shadow Hunter, offered his allegiance to the Sentinels to vanquish the Scourge once and for all. While he was a gifted as a witch doctor, Rhasta is a genius as a Shadow Hunter, exceeding his master by mastering the art of summoning multiple serpent wards, binding enemies for a short time and casting elemental lightning to several units.

    Stats - level 1

    Base statsCalculated stats (Level 1)
    Str:16+1.60
    Agil:16+1.60
    Intel:21+3.00
     
    Range:550
    MSpd:275
     
    ArmorB:-1
    ACoolB:1.43 [S]
    Dmg:21 - 28
    HP:454
    HPReg:0.73 [HP/S]
     
    Mana:273
    MReg:0.85 [M/S]
     
     
    Armor:1.24
    AttSpd:0.81 [At/S]
    Dmg:42 - 49
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    DRed:6.92 %
    DPS:36.9 [Dmg/S]

    skills

     

    Forked Lightning Forked Lightning
    Calls forth a cone of lightning, hitting multiple enemy units for damage.

    Level 1  95 - 75 damage to 3 targets.
    Level 2  105 - 150 damage to 4 targets.
    Level 3  135 - 225 damage to 5 targets.
    Level 4  160 - 300 damage to 7 targets.

    Jace Comments : this skill is good for farming but would advice to just pump one skill point for it at the start.

    Voodoo Voodoo
    Transforms an enemy unit into a random critter, disabling special abilities.
    Level 1  110 - Lasts 1 seconds.
    Level 2  140 - Lasts 2 seconds.
    Level 3  170 - Lasts 3 seconds.
    Level 4  200 - Lasts 4 seconds.

    Jace Comments : this is good for stopping or slowing the enemy its a muz pump skill

    Hero Shackles Hero Shackles
    Magically binds a target enemy, so that it cannot move or attack and deals 40 damage per second.
    Level 1  110 - Lasts 2.5 seconds.
    Level 2  130 - Lasts 3.25 seconds.
    Level 3  155 - Lasts 4 seconds.
    Level 4  185 - Lasts 4.75 seconds.

    Jace Comments: this is of course the essential skill needed for ss to kill a hero

    Mass Serpent Ward Mass Serpent Ward
    Summons 8 immobile serpentine ward to attack enemies. The ward is immune to magic.
    Level 1  200 - Deals 43 max damage.
    Level 2  350 - Deals 58 max damage.
    Level 3  610 - Deals 73 max damage.

    Jace Comments : This skill is what makes SS able to own asses without it, ss is just a NOOB

     

    Items

    1) Eul's Scepter of Divinity  Eul's Scepter Of Divinity (a Must )

    2)Aghanim's Scepter Aghanim Scepter

    3)Refresher Orb Refresher Orb

    4)Eye of Skadi Eye Of Skadi

    5)Dagon 1 Dagon (if you want)

    6)Boots of Travel Boots Of travel

     

    Guide

    ok so now just follow the steps =]

    Meet with a hero then immediately Eul scepter him woot his flying yeyeyeyeyeyeh! ok while he is in the air, do you spot a small circle under him? yes ok use ward on it.. and so he comes down and you shackle him straight away.. bam bam bam wad ifthe shackle is gone ..dont fret use vodoo on him and and the totall timw would be like ..8.75 sec yes thats good and the dmg....657( exclude aghanim ) then finish him off with a forked lightning =] but what if it was a pudge or centur with high health,, haha thats when refresher orb comes in and go repeat it again with the same method.haha happy wardding the heros and earning beyond GODLIKE

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    haha ok guys hope you enjoyed this gtg now see ya =]=]

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    haha maria..why u also change to xanga..haha damn singfest..wah lau wednesday dint come with us..was damn fun..