10th July 2008 night – special edition
Going naughty! (OMG what am I doing in their room?)

11th July 2008 –Floating Market
Finally! The much acclaimed cultural venue of Thailand – a must go so they claimed.
We rented a taxi there, the taxi driver sorta pakat-ed with the rent boat service there. In the end we agreed to rent the boat an hour for 300 bath (which is fairly reasonable, thanks to wai khay’s research on the price).

Wohoo~! Here we go!
Yes, we were pretty excited. To tour and shop on water channels on a boat was pretty unique and unordinary. The only water city that was in my mind before this was the “smokeless city” I built in warcraft3 map editor when I was 19, so you can imagine there ought to be some excitement in seeing this.

Of course, the water city and this water kampung ought to differ…vastly.
Basically the 3 of us have already set different roles while in the floating market…
Chee Kang….eat eat eat
Wai Khay….shop shop shop
David….snap snap snap

Chee Kang (happy cuz can eat a lot :p) and Wai Khay (not so excited mood cuz no nice stuff to shop)

Floating market – small market site
Basically floating market sells mainly decorations and wooden souvenirs, with a little bit of fruits and food along the way.

Fruits and spring rolls
Honestly speaking, it was rather a disappointment. I have always imagined a colorful, rich and noisy scene along the channels with boats barely squishing their way through…but it turned out those were just pictures painted on the tourism guidebook.

Making coconut biscuits…quite nice!
Floating market turned out to be just a few water channels with shops and boats selling stuff, and a coconut sugar processing plant.
But of course, things are not as bad though – I love the food and coconut plant there!

Coconut cream + coconut slices on a biscuit – very nice desu!

Fear factor? Chee Kang trying out fermented coconut drink
The fermented drink turned out to be nice, not to mention nasi pulut mango too! Yum yum!

Coconut sugar processing plant

Eating soup based mee on a boat was my first experience
11th July 2008 noon - Wat Arun
After the floating market, our subsequent destination was Wat Arun.

Wat Arun

Entering Thailand’s serious theme park – Wat Arun and the King’s palace
This place, my friend is the most grand, sacred, expensive venue for all of Thai’s socially high ranking people ranging from monks to the king himself.

Saw a monkey there? It was a depiction of “shun lu kong” (monkey king) learning something from the Thai religious figure (lets just call him Fergie)….
What is your guess on what is the monkey and others are doing with Fergie?
A) How to play play station
B) Learning the odds of who will be winning the current by-election for Permatang Pauh
C) Discussing about who will win English Premier League
The answer is….
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C ah!!!!!!!! C for crap that is…

The golden wat
Initially we were pretty impressed with all these unique architectures and rich cultures, but after hours over seeing golden, pointy stuff and statues, we got bored.


Thai literatures and fairy tales painted alongside temple walls

Thai worshippers use lotus to worship their religious figures
We entered the temple that houses the jade Buddha, something like the most precious Buddha statue.
The hall has its 4 corners and ceiling painted with different creatures and structures, all facing towards the jade Buddha seated at the front. Shoes must be taken off, no cameras (not even non-flash) nor videos allowed and everyone must kneel down while entering the hall. Yeah, it was that sacred (hence the reason no actual photos of the hall were available here).
Things were taken so seriously with it that photos and videos are totally inhibited even if taken from OUTSIDE the hall – which is at least 30 metres away shielded with walls.
One thing I hate about the security is despite being such a distance away, tourists were hurdled with “curses” such as “If you record/take the photo, you will go to hell/ turn into a pig in your next reincarnation”

Of course, I was never going to give up – this was taken with 6x optical zoom.
Personal religious opinion ahead (warning to possible offenses ahead)
Of course, I never buy into the securities’ curses, simply because:
I have a bigger and real God

The jade Buddha photo taken by authorities and sold outside the hall.
On one hand no photos were allowed, the other photos were taken by authorities and sold outside. So much for earning money at the expense of “going to hell” right?
There was also a hall which houses the enthroning of the king, which photos are prohibited (understandable since it is made of pure gold and we were at very close proximity)

King’s palace
After enduring much heat, bumping onto wrong ends (we bumped into a university thinking it should offer cheap lunch) and long hours of continuous walking, we finally found a place to settle for lunch!

Very nice, cozy place with superb tasting food and reasonable price (50 bath per dish, 25bath per drink)

They serve lunch open air nearby the restaurant too, but you dare to eat meh? Quite dirty I reckon…
We headed to the nearest quay for a boat ride alongside the Chao Phraya river.
The river name sounds like a curse word “Chaaauu Phraya a…kanasai man”

Public transport boat 17bath per route

Some other famous wat la…I forgot the name
We forgo the temples as we got too sick of it and were too tired.

Chao Phraya river route
Somehow this boat transport system reminds me of Queensland, but of course, this is a smellier and less appealing version. :p
Sampheng street (near Yaowarat street)

Now, don’t you despise this petaling street look alike street – it is definitely much cheaper, nicer and longer!
In this crammed, humble looking walkway (much like hong kong streets in the 70s) lies many many more surprises of treasure!

So contradictive right, in the midst of old streets got one modern wholesaler. This is the shop where I bought all the cute girly stuff as souvenirs for all the female friends.


Football merchandise – look almost perfectly original (maybe in fact they ARE original)

Cute stuff
There were so many varieties of things to buy here they make Petaling Street look so normal.
SHOPPING WAS NEVER THAT FUN FOR A GUY!!
Seriously, these stuffs are so cheap, nice, delicate and well made I began to think whether does S&J (the new souvenirs and deco franchise) gets their stock from here (Think good business opportunity).
One Arsenal mini jersey key chain was sold for 40-50 bath there while the same thing costs RM12-15 here in Malaysia.
Chinatown

Welcome to Hong Kong everyone…in thai version that is – Chinatown!

Ads hanging all over the sky…I really think it looks like Hong Kong in the 70-80s lo
What’s next baby? Definitely Seafood!!!

Wohoo~! I’m gonna eat you fresh~
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Miss kiasu always take a snap before eating :p

BBQ prawns

Tom Yam Seafood (drooling…)
The oyster super big lo

Curry crab
And a lot more la!
Trust me, no thai seafood restaurants I dined in Malaysia before is as good and cheap as this. 1 plate BBQ prawns, 1 plate cockles, 1 plate friend rice, 1 tom yam seafood, 1 curry crab, 1 fried oyster with egg, and 1 milky crab for 1150 bath (RM115).

All in T&K Seafood restaurant! (along Yaowarat street).
Cabbages & Condoms:
If you were to ask me to which place is more worth going - floating market or the Cabbages and Condoms restaurant – I will definitely choose the later.

This is a restaurant opened by the “Condom King” of Thailand. Inside, you will find all sorts of things related to condoms and sex.

Education before sex

Please don’t mistake this for another episode of “Baba the elephant” cartoon. This one is not that educational ;)

Clothes and deco made of condoms


The food and drinks are very nice –though costly too

Very cozy environment

Date your girlfriend in Cabbages and Condoms, grab a free sample and head straight to bed after that – what perfect plan.

Apologies – not all special events/ photos covered.
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