| omg i just got this sent to me and it is so funny but if u mess up ull feel like the biggest idiot in the world....lol!but its ok 95%of everyone that took this quiz forgot at least half the questions!suppossably its to find out if ur losing ur mind!that should get most of us lol!
It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your
answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: - "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer: - Cows drink water. If you said! "milk," don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even
overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: - Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why
the hell are you still reading these???
If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?
Answer: - You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus; In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two
people get off and four get on In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. KEEP GOING ! !
You then arrive at Milford Haven. What! was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: - Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!
ok so i like gotta go for now peace
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!it was so much fun...i love goin over to his house hell i just love bein with him!school wasnt to bad but it was still school!mr moran actually commented my work i really wish i knew y he was bein so nice tho i mean it is reaflly freaky hes never nice to any1 thats not a prep!w/e im just glad he shut the hell up for once! algebra 2 wasnt to bad just TAKS review...i worked with adam which was kewl bc i explained wut he didnt get and he explained wut i didnt get but we both understood most of it with the exception of one or two things!band 
sucked as usual and i found out that instead of bein with anthony on our year anniversary ill b at graduation which sux bc its one year idk im gonna c if my mom will let me skip it...she probably will since its my year anniversary...she should understand!rotc was kewl we got to play with the new computer things and its so kewl bc u just touch the screen and itll write!i found out anthonys grandpa wants me and him to go to their military which sounds like sooooo much fun i just hope my parents will let me go!well gtg for now peace ~jenn