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| Dear Xanga, (always wanted to put that)
I think it's time for a reflective entry instead of just some random
stupid shit. With me going away to Irvine this Sunday, I have
been thinking waaaaaay too much about everything. But, I have
come up with some advice for everybody that I wish someone would have
told me.
1. Just because you CAN do something, doesnt mean you SHOULD do something
2. Be straight up honest about things, the longer you hold out the harder the shit will hit the fan
3. Never take anyone for granted.
4. Find something that makes you happy and do it
5. Say what you feel and never bottle up your emotions.*
6. Take Initiative
7. DO NOT sit on your ass all day.
8. THINK before you speak
9. Be happy with what you have
10. Forgive and forget....
Yeah....
Among the things that didnt make the list but still important are never go down, save
the drama for yo mama and furthermore, save your mama for the iguana,
dont eat a phanatick on an empty stomach, dont jump onto cars in front
of the dollar tree and skate into the 99 cent store, stay away
from hamhocks(not as tasty as you might think), and wear plaid and scarves and eat
poprocks.
Thats it. Thanks to everyone who has ever had to put up with my
egotistical diatribes, moodswings and piss poor attitude. Thanks
for bearing w/ me, I love you for that. Goodbye and best of luck
to everyone, you'll be missed.
Chaz
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|  Good evening,
What would sway the youth of today to 'frosty' someones car? I
mean, i know theyre 99 cents but shit, thats just straight uncalled for.
Over and out captain!
CHAZ
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| Ok, finally it happened....
I ate a phanatick.
To celebrate this occasion i will commence in typing a rap for my sandwich friend, the phillie phanatic. 
check me biches
goin this long without a phanatic
was like listening non stop to a radio station of static
comin back to phillies was like jumpin into barbed wire
cause that piece of shit place is where i recently gotz fired
but the phanatic was in there, for me to admire
more expensive than i thought, so christian thinks im a liar
i didnt want to go in because my old boss is a twat
so i sat in the parking lot
and turned on the a/c cause it was hot
and while i was waitin i saw these suckers pokin smot
it made me get the munchies, even though i dont smoke
and finally gary and christian came, while i was drinkin my diet coke
we wanted the quickest way home, we said the hell with traffic
luckily i dont have to shift gears, my car is automatic
we finally got home and had the opportunity to try some
and when i took the bite i was 'ecstatic' like mike tyson
it had chili, beef and 3 kinds of cheezes
this thing can bring world peace, kinda like jesus
but finally the sandwich was gone, my lifes journey is over
eatin the phanatic was mucho fun, like four square or red rover
the end
Well it started as a rap but ended more like reflective poetry...whatever, i got my phanatic
- chaz
"the phanatik was much like anal sex, not so good, prolly cause it was over-hyped" Christian Diaz
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| You are my lover,
You are hotter than Danny Glover
I love to bake you goods,
so youll take me into the woods.
I love the bush,
and your little tush.
Courtesy of my lover. thanks lover, your rap is on the way.
long day at work today, i need some lovin.
chaz
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| 
Im the King of Cambodia....
anyway, yesterday was pretty eventful. ate some roast beast w/
jacques and hung out with gary and my lover and some others. got
duped into a sucker attack and also tp'd.  haaa
Update your site lover
War all the time!!
chaz
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