Currently Listening Elevator By Hot Hot Heat see related

in case you all didnt know. went to wildwood with dan and martin

did so much stuff i cant even remember it all.

got an eye patch. and a pirate skull.. and a switchblade comb. and the worlds coolest belt.

yeahh 2nd day there was awesome and it was the best night of my life..

i love how my dad encourages me to throw water balloons and pick up chicks.. haha yeah

and we ate a lot of pizza.
and alot of other stuff but im too lazy to write it all down so jsut ask about it.
the end

Currently Watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory By Johnny Depp, Freddie Highmore, David Kelly see related

exactly 26 hours til i leave for wildwood with martin and dan
its gonna be frickin sweet

by the way go click the "visit my webpage" thing by my interests
cus i said so.. and its cool. but sometimes it wont load the full page so you can remove the monsters at the very top. youll see what i mean

thanks and have a nice day

"willy wonka. willy wonka. the amazing chocolate-teer. willy wonka. willy wonka. everybody give a cheer!"

chewing gum is really gross chewing gum i hate the most.

Currently Listening Banquet By Bloc Party see related

so i geuss i should write about californiaa
yeahh. well then be prepared for the worlds longest entry ever
... nows the time to go get your reading glasses if you have any. and get some snacks like popcorn or some shrimp and maybe a drink or 2..

CALIFORNIA 05'

got there at noon and went to the beach right away.. and there were huge houses that cost like 4 million dollars and yeah.. fell asleep cus the plane ride was 6 hours and i was tired

day 1
went to hollywood and beverly hillss.. and looked at the stars houses



and theres one of those like 4 million dollar houses right there and some little girl got in my picture so she can pretty much just die. anyway. ohh hmm looked at the stars in the sidewalk whatever thats called the "walk of fame" and they had the hand prints in the cement yeahh except its like all old dead people that no one knows.. but adam sandler was there so thats cool. oh and the espy's were goin on that espn sports thing.. so yeah i saw some more famous people like donavin mcnabb but hes gay so umm and that russian tennis girl whos pretty hot. she was there to.



yeahh thats some famous people right there. to finish it off ate at the hooters in hollywood for dinner.. and the waitress was definatly hitting on me and yeah i got her number and in about 9 months ill probably have a kid but thats ok.

day 2
china town! holy crap there were chinese people everywhere. i felt like i was the only american person. but its ok cus i got some numbchucks. and i hit my dad with them. but there like plastic cus mi madre wouldnt let me get the wood ones and plus those are illegal if your not a black belt i think. hmm then i got some pork fried rice or something at "raging dragons chinese resteraunt". haha yeah totally authentic. then went home and watched tv and yeah

day 3
drove around and saw some pretty sweet beaches..Laguna Beach, South Beach, and some other ones. the best was Alisa veijo which had like 6 foot waves and they were frickin huge and some guy got knocked down and sucked in and then knocked down again for like 2 minutes straight. it was pretty funny.



^me in the middle.. then to  eddies house for a bbq and hes in this barbershop quartet and they sang for us and they were alright but the best part was playing poker with everyone. and if i were in vegas i would won like 3 million dollars cus im amazing. well not really but i did win once or twice

day 4
woke up at like 6 and rode a subway! it was cool and there were lots of homeless people sleeping and the cops kicked them off and said to find somewhere else to be lazy.. then got off the subway.. onto a metro.. pretty cool stuff. i bet you wish you were on a metro. cus they rule. got off the metro and finally got to UNIVERSAL STUDIOS.. yeah i met spider man and dr doom.. and rode some pretty sweet stuff like back to the future and jurrasic park .. and they had a tour of were they film stuff like meet the fockers and bruce almighty.. it was pretty sweet.. l;ksghjslh and then thattt night this lady gave us an invation thing for a movie premiere and i was like cool.. then when we got there it was for this movie sky high and i was like noooo cus that movie i really didnt care to see.. but mi hermano y mi padre wented to see it so whatever.. it was alright.. i wouldnt recomend it unless you get in for free . it was pretty much just about super heros at high school and some lady turns them into babies?

day 5
mexico! drove to mexico. it took like 5 hours to get there. it sucked. but i got a cool statue and ate some mexican food that got me sick and saw a mariache' band when we were eating.. and i haggled for some stuff and got a mini guitar and some churros stuff like that. and at the border there were poor people trying to sell stuff and kids juggling for
money and it was kinda sad.

 

yeah thats a sexy statue thing.. oh and i got a tiki mask. the end

day 6
we just slept around and watched tv cus we were really tired from all the driving and stuff.
went suivenier shopping for people. went to see the 50th anniversary fireworks at disney cus it was the actual day of the 50th aniversary and they gave out golden mickey hats. so after the fireworks we snuck in and got some hats.. they have the date on the back and everything. very shnazzy

day 7
went to disney and they were selling the same mickey hats but without the date on them and they cost like $10 .haha that sucks. i got like 3 the night before for free. i met mickeyy and got a highfive.. i wonder if those people in the costumes are like petafiles or something cus that would be the perfect job for them.. anywayy disney had some cool stuff.



except there was this parade.. and it was very lame.. and it mad me sad inside cus thats how terribly gay it was. but the rest of the day was greatt.

day 8
rode on a boat thing to catalina island. it was pretty sweet. the water was so cold though but it was like the coolest looking beach ever.. and i just sat in the sun all day cus i felt sick . but the boat was really big and i felt like a pirate so arghhh.. i wish i had an eye patch. i think ill go cry in a corner now

day 9
went to the usc campus. (university of southern cal).. walked on the baseball feild.. saw some dorm rooms and bought stuff.. it was cool. i might go there for college. very shnazzy. << actually im not sure what day that was but yeah it was one of the days . then drove the malibu.. very sexy beach. in fact, if that beach was a person i would totally make babies with it. lots of surfers.. and the water was 70 degrees or something.. very warm. ate at duke kahanakamoko's resteraunt... and thats about it

other stuff i did but totally forgot what day i did it..
went to angels baseball game. they lost 3 - 0 but thats ok. got a hotdog for $5. haha damn food is expensive.
ohh and the day harry potter came out i had to wait in line cus you can only get one book per person and luke had to get one and they wanted one for my bro seth's gf so wahoo i got to wait in line! it sucked. and those people are crazy and had like capes on and wands and yeah harry potter should just go run away and get hit by a large boulder.

vacation counters
homeless people seen : like 205902
hours riding in a car to mexico and back : 9
escalators i rode in california : 52  
number of useless things i bought : 5
number of hours waited in line for harry potter book for my bro's gf : 2 1/2
pina coladas i had : 3
days til wildwood : 3
times i wore my "im with stupid shirt" over the course of 9 days : 3 1/2
times it was washed : once
hours on the plane : 12
times forest called while i was gone : like a million

best suivenier award goes to ::




 numbchucks.. ninja mask.. and hooters shirt from hollywood

amen

Currently Listening Oh, Inverted World By The Shins hey. is that really your dog? see related

since your all dying to hear from me ill update
even though im coming home tommorow.. (well actually today cus its after midnight)
but yeah
california.. it was pretty cool.. you know like when your eatin a slurpee from seven 11 and then you get brain freeze and fall over on a cat only to realize that someone pooped on you as you were falling?.. yeah kinda like that
but anywayy i think ill speak in random metaphors cus thats what they do here in california
tommorow is friday
wildwood is soon
i miss my dog
martin yany has 11 toes (he really does!)
tuesday is coming, did you bring your coat?
the end

3 days til california
borred as heck
didnt do anything all day
so now ill do this thing

join the i love jordan thing if your cool enough

name: jordann
birthday: september 8th
where i was born: bethlehem, Pa
hair: blonde
eyes: blue
sex: yes
height: 5'6

> favorites <
food: umm i like all foods pretty much
drink: pina coladas and orange juice
movie: garden state, encino man, nightmare before christmas, alladin, troy, cinderella man, and all those random movies me martin foley dan pat forest morgan made
tv: athf, sealab 2021, family guy, real world
color: blue red black
sports: all of them
actors: will ferrell, adam sandler, zach braff, denzel washington
actresses: natalie portman, jennifer aniston
season: summer and winter
band: too many to name
super hero: batman

<random stuff>
if i could have 3 wishes: enough money for my family to pay of taxes and stuff. for friends that will never leave me. and for me to be a rockstarr
if i could have a giant pool what would i fill it with: that stuff inside bean bag chairs.
if i could have one super power what would it be: flying.. and invisibility
if i was a bird what kind would i be: penguin
if i was an animal what would i be: a liger. or a dragon
if i was an ocean animal what would i be: an orca
if i was a video game what would i be: the adventures of jordan
if i had a tv show what would it be: a comedy about my life called "the jordan show"
if i could visit anywhere in the world where would i go. hawaii or fiji

<when i was little>
favorite show: thomas the tank engine
preschool i went to : childrens campus<< coolest place ever
best elementary school ever: wescosville elementary
best middle school ever: lmms
any injuries: 2nd degree burn on leg. no broken bones

< friends >
tallest: jennifer, derek
shortest: caseyy
blackest : morgan
whitest: forest. sorry but your just not gangster
best accent: gabrielle.. and forest's mom
most time spent with: martin, forest
best taste in music: taylorr wolff
most random: forest, kayla, casey
best singer: pattycakes
person i havent seen in like 209357029 days and i miss very badly: casey dubov, paula borra, Morgan thomasss
if i was stuck on a desert island who would i want with me: taylorr
if i was stuck in an elevator: duh forest + me + elevators would be crazy.
if i could make there life better who would i help: all of them
if i could give them super powers: i would give me martin foley dan forest invisibility so we can run from the cops when we do something stupid

< this or that >
coke or pepsi: coke
vanilla or chocolate: vanilla
coffee or soda: waterr. or maybe french vanilla coffee
swedish fish or any other candy: duh swedish fish
tv or movies: movies
apartment in the city or house in the country: cityy
black or white: grey
glue or paste: paste sounds cooler
paper or plastic: plastic
dog or cat: doggs
drums or guitar: drums
eat in or take out: take out

< have you ever >
smoked: no
drank: yes
stole something: "theft of service".. and then they took me martin and foleys dorney pass. rahh . long story
been in love: i dont knoww
cheated on a gf: noo
woke up and didnt know where you where: a couple times because apparently i sleepwalk sometimes
gone 3 days without sleep: almost. went 2 1/2
lied to a police man: once
made out with someone you just met: ..yes
wore leather pants: yes

< want ad >
i want... a girl that listens to music i like and steals my clothes and wears them.
someone that can sing me songs and buys me comic books and doesnt mind seeing sci fi movies with me. no tattoos unless its one of me and go ahead and pierce anything you want to. must be good at video games and has a pretty smile. and she can snowboard or will at least try once for me. and she definatly has to like kung fu movies and ice cream.

< music >
at the drive in. ac/dc. arcade fire. audio adrenaline. ben folds. better than ezra. blink 182. bleach. bloc party. bob dylan. boxcar racer. brand new.  caesars. chicago. coheed and cambria. coldplay. dashboard. dave mathews band. death cab for cutie. death from above. disciple. elvis. five iron. foo fighters. forever changed. frank sinatra. franz ferdinand. further seems forever. finch. family force five. gorillaz.old green day (american idiot sucks). hawk nelson. hellogoodbye. hot hot heat. interpol. idiot pilot. iron and wine. jack johnson. jacks mannequin. jimmy eat world. john denver. johnny cash. kings of leon. le tigre. led zeppelin. motion city soundtrack. moving units. my chemical romance. mutemath. mxpx. oasis. pearl jam. phantom planet. phish. pillar. pink floyd. polaris. ramones. red hot chili peppers. relient k. rolling stones. rush. roper. shawn mullins. shout out louds. smog. snow patrol. something corporate. slickshoes. straylight run. supertones. switchfoot. taking back sunday. techno. the academy is. all american rejects. the beatles. the blood brothers. the casualties. the dresden dolls. the get up kids. the golden republic. the insyderz. the killers. the mars volta. the misfits. the postal service. the secret machines. the shins. the strokes. the used. the white stripes. the who. the zutons. third eye blind. thursday. u2. verve pipe. vhs or beta. weezer. wilco

and thats all. amen