Currently Listening Transformers: The Movie By Various Artists see related

i'm bringin xanga back. them other blogs dont know how to act.
xanga is on its last legs. this once proud weblog franchise has now turned into sloppy seconds. for years, xanga was always #2 in terms of sites visited when i checked the internet. now its like 6th or 7th after gmail, facebook, espn.com, washingtonpost.com, wikipedia, and hannahmontana.com. what happened? 'tis a shame.

i've decided that its ok for guys to sit with their legs crossed. its actually quite comfortable. i know it looks pretty gay for guys to sit with their legs crossed but i have no problems with it anymore. michael corleone always sat with his legs crossed. when michael sat in a chair, he always crossed his legs and that gave off a sense of supreme confidence and comfort in his surroundings because he knew he was boss. that is so gangsta. so now i'll try to sit with my legs crossed. but unlike michael corleone, i probably look like a fag.

i'm at work currently listening to a random online radio station through the windows media player. they play the most random songs. i just finished listening to crime mob's pop lock and drop it. and the song that's currently playing is celine dion's its all coming back to me now. this is awesome. i just went from wpgc to 97.1 wash fm without pressing any buttons. ooh ok, next song is...the killers somebody told me. boo. i was hoping for another celine dion song. she's hot.

something that makes me happy: when i go to lifetime to work out, i run on the treadmill in front of the tv that plays random music videos. i always have my ipod headphones on so i cant hear the music from the video. and its not loud anyways. but what i like to do is when they play a music video, i play the song on my ipod and synchronize them. like yesterday, they showed the video for jojo's leave (get out). i quickly played it on my ipod, fast forwarded a little and waited until the video matched with the song on my ipod. i timed it perfectly. that is so fun to do. jojo never sounded so good. the next video they played was amerie's one thing. i sychronized that with my ipod too. i almost tripped and died. omg, i'm a dork.

Currently Listening It Won't Be Soon Before Long By Maroon 5 see related

i went to cafe noir on friday night and people were making a fuss because the korean pop star "Se7en" was there. he was chillin at a table with his friends and signing autographs for fobby girls with pale skin and poofy hair. i've heard of this guy but i didnt know how he looked like and i never heard any of his songs. apparantly, he's a pretty big deal. like ron burgundy. so i see him talking with his friends in his goofy trucker hat and i was wondering what's so great about him? just seems like a normal dude with ugly shorts on. man, se7en aint all that. so from now on, i shall be known as "8ight". because i'm better than him.

i found this picture of optimus prime and megatron from the new movie. dang, megatron is sick. just looking at megatron gives me the chills. kind of like how the hyenas feel when they hear the name "mufasa." looking at him makes me feel very uncomfortable. i am really really scared this movie is going to suck. this movie better do justice to the transformers. if not, michael bay is going to get his ass kicked.

speaking of movies, knocked up is awesome. hilarious. and gross. go watch it. i saw the movie on saturday with miriam. yesterday, my co-worker tells me that he saw me at the movie theater with my girlfriend. i start to laugh thinking if i shoud play along. i totally should have said something like "yeah, we decided to keep it chill and just go on a movie date. we shared laughs, sour patch kids, and we drank diet pepsi out of the same straw." because i want my co-workers to think that i have a hot girlfriend. but i didnt. i said she was just a friend. he probably thinks im gay now.

lebron james is a freak of nature. he's the most physically gifted player in the league. he single handedly beat the pistons in the conference finals. his crappy teammates include eric snow, damon jones, drew gooden, anderson varejao. and the cavs still made the finals because lebron is that good. he's only 22 and he's only going to get better. he's too fast and too strong for any team to defend against. so why won't he ever be as successful as jordan or magic? because...he's fugly.

Currently Listening Minutes to Midnight By Linkin Park Leave Out All the Rest see related

Isabel born 05/15/07

Isabel's obba, Elijah

you guys didn't know i had a son and daughter, did you? jk i dont. these are my baby cousins, elijah and isabel.  its weird to know that when my dad was my age, i was elijah's age and my sister was a newborn like isabel. my dad (pictured above with my mom) is 24 years older than me and i'm 24 years older than elijah. and according to the chinese zodiac, that means all 3 of us are cocks. nice.

Currently Reading The Kite Runner By Khaled Hosseini see related

thats right, bamas. i'm reading. i think its my first book since beowolf in 10th grade or something. so everyone tells me to read kite runner. i think its about time to start reading. i've been giving way too much time to tv. i've been thinking about cutting down on tv for a long time but its so hard. tv is just so sexy and she's always there for me. so i hope she doesnt find out about me cheating on her. she would kill me. cheat on me once, shame on you. cheat on me twice, shame on me. ok, i dont know what i'm talking about. anyways, i'm not actually going to read this book. i'm just going to have it open and pretend that i'm reading while thinking of tv. yeah, so it only looks like i'm reading so girls will be impressed.

happy belated mother's day. i love my mommy. but even though it was mother's day, i'm going to share a story about my dad. my dad is pretty computer saavy. he's always on his laptop updating his itunes or checking out the hottest deals at costco.com or something. pretty cool that an ahjusshi updates his itunes and ipod, right? anyways, he was trying to go on the bed bath and beyond website to look for a chair or something. he forgot the name of the store but he knew it had the words "bath" and "beyond". so he tried googling it and he doesn't remember specifically what he typed in, but it was some sort of variation of the words bath and beyond. so he clicks on the first link that pops up on google search and of course, it was a porn site. it scared the hell out of him so he kept trying to click on the "x" to exit but nothing would happen and he got all these pop ups. so he tried to turn off his laptop but nothing was working. and then the laptop says that it just received some virus. so his laptop is frozen with naked women, ggotches, and XXX written in hot pink magenta font all over the screen. so my dad took his laptop to microcenter to have them install some anti-virus software for $70 to get it fixed. i bet the microcenter employees were cracking up and dying when my dad was trying to explain what had happened: "uhhh yeah sure. yeah bed, bath, and beyond. whatever you say mr. suk." awesome. HAHA my dad's a perv! jk. my mom doesnt know so please dont tell her.

Currently Listening Double Up By R Kelly see related

congratulations to tana and margaret!

margaret, how awesome is it that your new name is margaret sarntinoranont? your name has 22 letters. that's an increase of 100%. have fun filling out forms, buddy. HAHA.

the new bride and groom breakin it down on the dance floor. tana does the chicken dance while margaret looks on in horror. eugene, why is your tie so short?
                                       

taking full advantage of the open bar aka greatest thing ever. i spilled my drink all over my self. luckily, steve-o wiped it off for me. but he wiped a little too hard. and in the wrong place(s). but i dont mind. look how happy he is!  

i have no idea who that girl is. donbee, is that you? my face is red as an apple. i obviously dont know what's going on right now. fun times!
                                     

and finally...at the end of the night in the hotel room....what's more fun than mike messing with euge? nothing. oh, and that's not lotion. jk. HAHA its in his ear. HAHAHA. euge was wondering why his face and body felt so moisturized when he woke up the next morning and why his clothes were sticking to his body. i love weddings.  
                                       

so for those of you that don't know tana, you can look at his imdb page. HAHA. yeah, he does some acting. awesome. i saw him in a commercial for sports illustrated and his appearances on law & order. so they should have a celebrity couple name. like brangelina. but we like to call them tanargret.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1407850/

speaking of law & order, i just got into this show last week. randomly. law & order: special victims unit. its been on for like 8 seasons but i just started watching and its so good. you know how you're flipping channels and you always see the usa network showing law & order, but you always just skip over it? well i was doing that the other day and i caught karen from mean girls on the show so i started watching ("its like i have espn or something. my breasts can always tell when its gonna rain"). and it was such a good episode. and now, i cant get enough of it. i watched the new episode last night and watched all the re-runs on usa throughout the week. seriously, it looks so boring but you gotta give it a try. i'm in love with olivia benson.