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| oh, p.s.i quit school. it has never felt so good to be a loser! | | |
| wooo-weeeeeeeeeeeeee! hello honey xanglings! am moving to california on sat., driving 'cross this great nation, with a stop in ff for a few days. i'd like to see you. because you, i like you. and mae-mae, i'm plannin to pop my OR cherry by summer's end. would love to see you and drink fun things. speaking OF......my new summer drink: La Paloma! usin a rocks glass, pour yerself a good two shots of tequila (reposado, muchachos!), add a li'l squeeze o' lime and top with grapefruit soda (my fave is whole foods' 365 pink grapefruit italian soda). hot damn! it's like if a margarita and a gin and tonic made sweet love in yer mouth. miss you, love you, cha cha cha! | | |
| things that are HOLY SHIT! worthy1. my best friend is getting married in 12 days. HOLY SHIT! 2. i am dating a Republican. HOLY GOP SHIT! 3. i just finished teaching my very first graduate course. HOLY IT STILL MAKES ME WANNA PISS MY PANTS WHEN YOU CALL ME PROFESSOR BECAUSE IF ONLY YOU KNEW SHIT! | | |
| HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BEADSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOXO | | |
| i think my therapist thinks i'm a total spaz. i mean, it's like, despite my wealth of neuroses you can't just expect me to be completely wiggy every week at the exact same time, and ready to jump right into my bullshit. so i usually just talk and talk about whatev's. it's sort of like being at a bar with people you don't know, only you don't have to fake like you're interested in what they have to say. you just tell them about your day, pay for your drink, and leave. ooooh, and my therapist used to work for b.f. skinner -- how fucked up is THAT? skinner box! skinner box! | | |
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