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Name: jeremy
Country: United States
State: Illinois
Metro: Peoria
Gender: Male


Interests: i love the guitar. can't think of anything else so i guess you'll just have to ask me.
Expertise: well not anything im an expert at. but i do know how to belt it out on the guitar.
Occupation: Operations
Industry: Textiles


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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

the shepheard

you wouldn't understand.
so why waste the breath.
a touch of culture is what you need.
thinking it's possible to think what you believe
touching everything to a conductor
leave no outlet unturned.

ever wish you could just turn your brain off? I'm starting to think everyone would be better off if i didnt think so much. as much i try and talk to you i know you'll never understand. How can you spend so much time with a person and not ever care to try and tap into their mindset. I can barely go 10 minutes with a person without wondering what makes them, them. people like you don't ever really know what they want.


Go 'way from my window,
Leave at your own chosen speed.
I'm not the one you want, babe,
I'm not the one you need.
You say you're lookin' for someone
Never weak but always strong,
To protect you an' defend you
Whether you are right or wrong,
Someone to open each and every door,
But it ain't me, babe,
No, no, no, it ain't me, babe,
It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe.

Go lightly from the ledge, babe,
Go lightly on the ground.
I'm not the one you want, babe,
I will only let you down.
You say you're lookin' for someone
Who will promise never to part,
Someone to close his eyes for you,
Someone to close his heart,
Someone who will die for you an' more,
But it ain't me, babe,
No, no, no, it ain't me, babe,
It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe.

Go melt back into the night, babe,
Everything inside is made of stone.
There's nothing in here moving
An' anyway I'm not alone.
You say you're looking for someone
Who'll pick you up each time you fall,
To gather flowers constantly
An' to come each time you call,
A lover for your life an' nothing more,
But it ain't me, babe,
No, no, no, it ain't me, babe,
It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe.



Monday, May 12, 2008

7 simple rules for a life in hiding

1. Never trust a cop in a raincoat.

2. Beware of Enthusiasm and of Love; each is temporary and quick to sway.

3. When asked if you care about the world’s problems, look deeply into the eyes of he who asks. He will not ask you again.

4 and 5. Never give your real name, and if ever told to look at yourself, never look.

6. Never say or do anything the person standing in front of you cannot understand.

7. Never create anything. It will be misinterpreted. It will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life. And it will never change.


Thursday, May 08, 2008

tommy the cat

I remember as thoufgh it were a meal ago...

Said tommy the cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter
May have nestled its way into his mighty throat. many a fat alley rat
Had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel
Of this awesome prowling machine. truly a wonder of nature this urban
Predator. tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was a rare
Occasion such as this that he did.

She came slidin down the alleyway like butter drippin off a hot
Biscuit. the aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in
Even the oldest of tigers that hung around the hot spot in those
Days. the sight was beyond belief. many a head snapped for double,
Even triple, takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into the
Delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were
Known to hang out. they hung in droves. such a multitude of
Masculinity could only be found in one place... and that was
Omalleys alley. the air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended)
But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into
The heart of the alley. she knew what she wanted. she was lookin
For that stud bull, the he cat. and that was me. tommy the cat is my
Name and I say unto thee...

Say baby do you wanna lay down by me


Tuesday, May 06, 2008

i wanna rock

i rock. i can speak in several different languages
but not yours. it's something i haven't heard in ages.

i have ADD. most people notice it. i've come to terms.

i've been thinking a lot about the phrase, "just cause i'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me.

i wonder if i applied for social security i'd get it?

remember when you were a kid? the simple things mattered most. time will change a man and his dreams.

i used to wonder if i'd wake up during an earthquake. i got my answer a few weeks ago.

i've been drinking a lot since it became free. should go somewhere and write a book like hunter s thompson?

sleepless in washington....not as romantic as sleepless in seatle.

i used to look away from people my eyes met with theirs, i got called racist. now i stare people down, and get called violent. but at least i finally saw something i liked....


Monday, May 05, 2008

rocker

I'm still not able to understand
I'm struggling here to deny it
For if I knew this was all we had
I wouldn't have said goodbye then
It's only water, no spirit broken
and all these things we've held on left unspoken
Still the thought's enough to make me choke again
I had a friend who couldn't sit still
He would think until his hands began to spill things
every morning he woke up
And never thought he'd done enough the night before
and its hard to break the habits that we make
but don't you know that life could take it from you anyway
If I could say it again I'd make you remember when
All the things we shared were unimpaired by anything
The feeling's not weathered out just yet
Theres no real way to describe it
In thinking of all the plans unmet
We've all been hardened to hide it



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