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Name: Future World Ruler
Interests: music, politics, boring books =P, the bestest place in the world--Pittsburgh, Mocha Frappuccino...ah, perhaps that should have been first...
Expertise: ridiculosity...excessive use of "..." y'know?...
Occupation: Student
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AIM:  deliw2
Member Since:
4/28/2004
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| Elementary my dear Watson. Elementary.It used to cost $30 to fill my tank.
It now costs almost $60 to fill my tank.
If I was oblivious to the price increase, it has now gotten my attention.
Point made.
You can stop now.
Please.
It's a long walk to work.
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| BONKMe: Who threw a ball into the window?
Joanna: OH NO! We killed ANOTHER bird! ::rushes outside frantically::
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She proceeded to stand outside and shriek for someone to come re-set the bird's neck. No one came to her assistance except the dog, who wasn't really interested in anything except assisting with the burial.
Apparently we have an issue with birds flying into the windows on the side of the house. One of the downsides to having a house designed to maximize solar heat. It's not PETA approved.
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| If I see one more business attempting to be "hip" by naming their business ____ 'R Us....I will scream at the top of my lungs.
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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
If the best thing you can come up with is Windows 'R Us, Floors 'R Us, or Groceries 'R Us then why my ex-friend have you branched into private business ownership? You should be forcibly thrown back into a corporate cage to regurgitate useless expressions where they're to be expected. How did you escape?
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Note to persons delighting in playing chicken while jay-walking across the street in front of me.
I would advise you not to assume the risk that my desire to remain a law abiding citizen is stronger than my desire to accelerate at the sight of you meandering through the street. The odds are not in your favor.
This is finals week, and I'm no longer in the objective reasonable person category. I'm clinging to the last shreds of my humanity,
and you are lurching close to the edge of the chalk outline of the last
chicken that tried to cross the road.
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Last exam tonight. Four hours long.
And then I shall take up Sashiko, buy 10 cats, and live on canned sardines for the remainder of my years.
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| Confession:I draw hearts.
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I've regressed to child-like tactics. In a futile attempt to squeeze extra points on my torts final exam, I drew little hearts next to my professor's name hoping in turn his heart would be softened...or dagnabit at least distracted from the words on the page.
We shall see.
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2 finals to go! 10 days 'till I head West!
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| Getting ready for church"Can somebody throw me a piece of rope?!" - Zach
Now, this would not be an unusual phrase were he hanging from a precipice, or playing outside, but when I heard him yelling from the bathroom I was a little confused. After inquiring, Zach disclosed from the other side of the door that he needed the rope to hold his pants up. Because they were too big.
He cracks me up.
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Notice to mother of above child: Don't panic and assume that it's normal for your child to be hanging from a precipice when he comes over. Mostly.
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