| | If I see one more business attempting to be "hip" by naming their business ____ 'R Us....I will scream at the top of my lungs.
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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
If the best thing you can come up with is Windows 'R Us, Floors 'R Us, or Groceries 'R Us then why my ex-friend have you branched into private business ownership? You should be forcibly thrown back into a corporate cage to regurgitate useless expressions where they're to be expected. How did you escape?
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Note to persons delighting in playing chicken while jay-walking across the street in front of me.
I would advise you not to assume the risk that my desire to remain a law abiding citizen is stronger than my desire to accelerate at the sight of you meandering through the street. The odds are not in your favor.
This is finals week, and I'm no longer in the objective reasonable person category. I'm clinging to the last shreds of my humanity,
and you are lurching close to the edge of the chalk outline of the last
chicken that tried to cross the road.
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Last exam tonight. Four hours long.
And then I shall take up Sashiko, buy 10 cats, and live on canned sardines for the remainder of my years.
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| | Posted 5/14/2008 2:38 PM - 41 views - 3 comments
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