| The Nixon Tarot
In this historic photograph, you see Nixon consulting this unique tarot to forsee his future.
Unfortunately, he ignored it's portents. Now, you can too!
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| Random Bits of Inspiration
Our
packers will randomly grab a book from our more popular sellers, wich
includes titles such as "So You Decided to be an Asshole", "Stop the
Sanity" and "Ride the Astral Plane on Ten Cents a Day."
These books are printed on recycled paper with dharma friendly ink.
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| Egyptian Incense
The
ancient Egyptians would fill their tombs with magnificent incense, and
now your home can smell just like an Egyptian tomb! Incense comes
packed in a reusable sarcophagus shaped dispenser. Feel like a mummy
immersed in these exotic essences. |
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| Cliff's Necronomicon 
Afraid of summoning demons while
reading your Necronomicon? Cliff's has thoughtfully removed any
dangerous passages and summarized this book for the lay-reader! This edition is abridged, edited, annotated and comes with a handy glossary of minor demons and a bio of Bill Gates.
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| Jesus Apparition Tree Trimmer ! 
Blessed by the Pope specifically for trimming your Jesus Apparition Trees, this baby will help preserve the sanctity of your thriving biblical weeds.
Also works on your garden variety Laura Bush. Er, laurel bush.
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