happy birthday to my philthy friend

21 years.... i'm sorry

[ APRIL FOOLS ]

a couple weeks ago, during our small group times after the sunday sermon, marc and sam started with an icebreaker question: "what's the meanest thing that you've done to someone?"

well, here are the pics from that fateful day. first, i gotta do some explaining. some background info, so you won't think i'm a heartless bully.
i woke up on around 9AM, tuesday, april 1. and i have my fluid biomechanics class in 10 min. NO!!! so i got my towel, my flipflops, my showering stuff, and head out. i opened the door, and there was masking tape and toilet paper covering my door frame. AND someone had also taped the condom box to the door. WHAT IS GOING ON??? and then i remembered, it's april fool's day. haha, real funny. the people who did also tried using rope to lock me in. didn't work so well. didn't even noticed until i was already out the door.
so anyways, this happened to another 4 of my friends on my floor. and we're mad. we want revenge. we want BLOOD. first, we gotta figure out whodunnit. hmmm.....

we're talking, trying to find out who the criminals are. "hmm, i think it was mike. he would come up w/ something like this. it could also be..." and as we're talking, guess who comes walking down the hall to go to the showers? MIKE! so we waved to each other. and as he entered the showers, we ran to my room to get the duct tape, thus exacting our revenge on him. the end result? => 

we ran back to our respective rooms. a few minutes later, he came knocking on our doors cause he couldn't get in. he was all wet, with only a towel on. i had locked my door, pretending i wasn't in. but i was laughing so hard that i was soon discovered.

we thought we got him good. until we found out that he wasn't involved. OOPS, sorry. hmmm.... then who could it be? anyways, to make a long story short, we found out whodunnit, and got our sweet revenage. another one of our friends on the floor had been involved, and he had taken pics of everyone while they were taping up our doors the night before. there were 3 people involved: che, zhong, and jieyoun.

REVENGE ON ZHONG
zhong decided to take a nap around 9PM that night.
here's ching and i prepping the tape:
ching w/ tape
me w/ tape
the procedure:
1 2 3 4
the end result:

or is it??? ching wants more
ouch
dang

REVENGE ON CHE
now che was the one that was taking pictures last night. he didn't do a thing to defend us. he took pleasure in the vandalism of our doors. so his punishment had to be special. che owns a curious george stuffed animal. it's his favorite. he's had it since he was a wee kiddie. last year, we had always threatened to do something to george. this year, well, actions speak louder than words...

today, i found out that one of the compounds used in our lab, heptanoate, has an odor that's described as "rancid goat". that would really stink if that ended up on someone's mattress. MUAHAHAHA. you wanna mess??? =D

freshman 15 for all u kids entering college. BEWARE!!! haha jk.

this past sunday, i was walking to get lunch after service, and on the way, i see my dad and mr. chan. so i say hello and make small talk. then mr. chan says (translated), "tony, it seems like recently you've been getting a little fatter."
later that night, mrs. chan comes up to me and said, "tony, it seems like you've been getting bigger." my reply: "no, i'm just getting fatter...."
and a few weeks ago, my parents said, "tony, during the school year you look so skinny. but when you come back during the summer, you get fat."

sigh.... someone help me get in shape. i need to go to a bootcamp or something. like that simpsons episode where they go to kamp krusty. and a drill sergeant was making all those fat kids - martin, uter, etc. - do pullups. hahaha, hilarious! i need that.

T-10 min.
i have 10 min. to prepare for my presentation at work. in front of the WHOLE department.
i really should be preparing, but ehhh... no use. you know what my parents said to me? "tony, you have to do a good job. the reputation of your lab is depending on you. don't 'lose face'." no pressure, right?
on the contrary, my boss said: "tony, just take it easy. it's small. don't worry about it."

i think i'll listen to my boss. oh well, here goes nothing. and i do mean nothing. (sorry, can't tell you what i'm talking about. if i did, i'd have to kill you (c: have a nice day!)

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