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| not so plain white teethis is not a blog post.
i repeat,
this is not a blog post.
is not,
a blog post.
not.
an inquiry,
if you may.
WHAT THE HELL'S TEFLON?
and
WHY THE HELL IS IT SO GOOD FOR HEALTH?
i shall direct this question to science students.
ehem.
dad's friend bought him a four hundred buck teflon undergarment(shirt)..
and my maid burned it up by ironing it.
rather nicely too,
if i may add.
like,
it was supposed to be this plain white tee,
now it's a plain white tee,
with a brown patch.
yay.
*this somehow reminds me of that Jesus shroud.
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| dana nana nananana..you know ABBA?
like, from the nineteen seventies era?
supposedly the one band that brought gay to life?
well not really. our generation conjured that up.
they're baaaack.
presenting,
ABBARATION.
i know you all are going 'what the hell' right now,
and quite rightly so,
but no.
these guys are not the real thing.
the real people,
wonder what happened to them.
anybody?
brother said the two guys in the band died.
DAMN.
so if the real people are still doing their thing,
they'd be about sixty by now.
like,
DAMN.
these people,
they're bringing ABBA back to life.
make you think you were in seventy nine.
really.
i was there last night in one of their performances.
don't ask why,
it's a long story.
definitely involuntary.
so,
where was i.
oh yes.
these people are Australian.
they adopted the style,
the hair,
the music,
the sound,
you name it,
they did it.
sounds a bit stalker-ish,
don't you think?
no no.
that's not the word.
obsessive?
even took in the swedish accent.
..cos ABBA was swedish.
umm.
i'm talking jibberish aren't i.
someone please tell me more about them?
i needa sleep...
dana nana nananana.. Batman!! dana nana nananana.. Batman!!
..wHy sO SserIoUssss??
awesomest line ever. period.
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| wussahh...i've realised one thing.
i've got a seriously short fuse.
or simply put,
i get mad very bloody easily.
like,
umm,
say if i was Banner,
chances of having a life would be very slim,
because i'm green and bad most of the time.
no wonder Joel bought me that shirt.
"MY ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS PISSES ME OFF!!"
i'm gonna try and change my ways.
so,
uhh,
help me out aye?
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| i not dead.okay.
so i got my sleep,
and so,
here's what happened yesterday.
coming back from the new mall,
One Borneo,
we were entering this roundabout.
it was me at the wheel,
with joel by my side,
and sam and alex at the back.
it was this roundabout near the McDonalds drivethru?
yeah, that one.
so in the round about was when we heard it.
BOOM.
sort of.
the left tire at the back blew,
and the car swerved to the left.
instinctively, i guess, i fought it.
and the car swerved to the right.
going up the curb,
and going down again,
before spinning 180 degrees
and coming to a stop.
everyone was stunned.
me, joe, sam, alex,
the cars around us..
the car was facing oncoming traffic,
but the other drivers didn't move.
stunned i guess.
seeing how the drama was over,
they waved to me and directed me to the side of the road.
i just nodded blankly.
went to the side of the road to assess the damage,
and things were pretty ugly.
no damage to the car though,
just the wheel.
everything about the tire was pretty much,
dead?
me and the guys,
we wasted no time,
and tried changing the tire.
i checked the spare tire compartment,
empty.
wth.
i called my brother,
cos you can't quite change a tire
without a spare tire now can you?
with the noise and traffic,
it was almost impossible to hear a thing he said.
"THERE'S NO SPARE TIRE IN THERE!"
"THERE IS!! CHECK PROPERLY!"
"I'VE CHECKED!! NOTHING!!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOTHING! IT'S THERE!!"
"IT'S NOT THERE!!"
"IT IS!! I'LL GET BACK TO YOU."
*hangs up*
*IT'S THERE BAHH!!
CHECK UNDER THE SPARE TIRE COMPARTMENT!!"
"WHAT? ARE YOU MA.. oh. it's here.. there's another one. wow.
I FOUND IT!!"
*hangs up*
so we took out the tire and replaced it with the temporary one.
and i drove home,
a little shaken.
but damn,
that was fun.
thanks guys!
and the pictures..
the rim, sticking out of the tire, that's not normal.
can you see thread? and this whole thing.. gone case.
that's just plain embarrassing.
but seriously,
that was fun.
let's do it again.
XD
ps. It's good to be alive. Someone up there loves me. Thanks a bunch. =)
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| DK *drift king*i ..could have died today.
seriously.
write about it soon.
need, sleep.
*Go Spain!!*
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