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Sunday, January 08, 2006

Sun, 08 Jan 2006 23:51:32 GMT

Hearing this song qualified for a post somehow... i love it!

If I Had a Million Dollars

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a house (I’d buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree-fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
“You know, we could just go up there and hang out.”
“Like open the fridge and stuff, and there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things. They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.”
“Well can you blame them?”
“Yeah.”

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a fur a coat (but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner
“But we would eat Kraft dinner.”
“Of course we would, we’d just eat more.”
“And buy really expensive ketchups with it.”
“That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.”

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Wel I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?!)
And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich!

Friday, August 19, 2005

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 16:40:22 GMT

I'm really really really terrible about writing letters, but I do pretty well with email. So please, if you're on my People I Like List (and you are) send an email to jenniferbiggs@creighton.edu and keep in touch.

I'll miss you.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 22:56:54 GMT

Chocolate chip cookies, Winnie-the-Pooh, and a rainy day fixes everything, even if only for a few hours. Just try it.

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfuly.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 00:21:21 GMT

I HAVE A CELL PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, July 16, 2005

Sat, 16 Jul 2005 05:44:05 GMT

I don't think you can possibly realize how happy I am.

Not only are they coming out with Ice Age 2 but....

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE!!!!!!!

Seriously. Oh my gosh.

http://www.prideandprejudicemovie.net/home.html

I don't want a Prince Charming... I want Mr. Darcy!

P.S. At the request of Shock (ha!) I am now being Happy Jen again. Smile!

Monday, June 27, 2005

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 06:21:20 GMT

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."

I've been thinking about this.
I've decided Moulin Rouge is wrong (not that this conclusion is shocking).

I think the greatest thing you'll ever learn- if you succeed- is just to love and expect Nothing in return.

Maybe that's a greatness that is real. Sacrificial love.

Monday, June 20, 2005

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 02:43:59 GMT

            I'm sort of mad at the world, or God, or both right now.

            I really don't like me like this.

            I'm sorry to those of you who have to deal with it.
            But thank you for dealing with it. I owe you, or something.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Thu, 16 Jun 2005 05:21:37 GMT

The "Am I Overreacting?" Poll:

On a scale of 1 to 10, how pissed would you be if your parents scheduled a family vacation during the one weekend of the summer you told them you could not go?

(Assume that you will not be able to take advantage of the opportunity by throwing massive parties.)

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Sat, 11 Jun 2005 06:14:38 GMT

Isn't it strange... the one thing that I desperately needed to hear, I had to hear from a complete stranger to believe. Someone who couldn't possibly benefit from our 5 seconds of interaction, someone who I can't possibly pay back, is the someone I can trust to be completely honest.
Tonight God sent me someone to show me how He sees me. I hope.

            Something Beautiful- Jars of Clay
            I still pray when I look in your eyes
            You'd stare right back down
            Into something beautiful

            So close my eyes and hold my heart
            Cover me and make me something
            Change this something normal
            Into something beautiful

Friday, June 10, 2005

Fri, 10 Jun 2005 06:12:03 GMT

            This is the one thing,
            The one thing that I know.

            Blood-stained brow,
            He wasn't broken for nothing.
            Arms nailed down,
            He didn't die for nothing.

            This is the one thing,
            The one thing that I know.

             ~Jars of Clay~