nature boy

The man who works at the internet store is named Parish.  I think that's a really nice name.  Unless, of course, it's spelled like Perish, in which case his parents must have had a really wicked sense of humor.

I ate half of a blueberry muffin and now I have heartburn.  I don't even want to think about the results of total muffin consumption.

This is my second good hair day in a row.  If only there was someone worthwhile to see it.

My boss has a file labeled "fuckstick" in her personal records.  It's dedicated to her husband's first wife.

A direct quote from my older, wiser coworker: "Do yourself a favor.  Never get married."

The environmentally safe PureLight bulbs are only $2.25 each and they last for years.  And they more closely resemble natural light.  I don't understand why more people don't use them.

I'm a Satin Nickel girl.  Polished Brass sends chills up my spine.