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Name: Jesse
Country: United States
State: Oklahoma
Metro: Oklahoma City
Interests: Digerdoos, djembes, harmonicas, organs, keytars, xylophones, moonshine jugs,ukeleles, trashcans, mandolins, kitchen pots, any other strange instruments.
Bands= Showbread, Sparklehorse, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, Snow Patrol, Everclear, Bush, mewithoutyou, SUBSEVEN, Elton John, Johnny Cash, Flaming Lips, brian setzer orch., weezer, the one and only Ray Charles(best ever), the band that did barbie girl?(aqua-maybe)Green Day(best live band)RENT soundtrack,pretty much anything except your favorite(unless its already mentioned then i retract that i like it)
i also enjoy chinese fightin' dogs
Expertise: pointing at things, geography, rodeo events, solitaire checkers.
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Government
Message: message meEmail: email me
MSN: doc_holijay@hotmail.com
Member Since:
2/27/2006
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| not a poemFRIGGIN TRUE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SERIOUS YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS
we're going through resumes at the office and this is what a couple of them looked like
NAME
ADDRESS
Phone
email: wolfgir7i98989@something
country of citizenship: usa
place of birth Chicago
education. blah blah high school 2000- 2004
Master kwans school of martial arts
work experience blah blah blah
this is the resume she gave when she came to interview
she taleked about owning crows and bunches of other wierd animals and being in a band
needless to say she didnt get hired
next guy this is evenbetter
NAME \
ADdress
phone
email
education: something actually real
work EXPERIENCE
DRUG CARTEL increased profits 1800 %, expanded operations from single house to organization in 6 states, oversaw trafficking, production and everything else
then they guy goes on to say to nottake this lightly he regrets the illegal nature of his past job but if we look at the managerial stuff he did without looking at the drug trafficking he was qualified for the job.
crazy huh
gets better
they hired him he worked one day and said his past had caught up to him and he was going to have to leave for awhile
friggin nuts people
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| palindrome do Geese see God?
go hang a salami, im a lasagna hog
am i loco, lima
a santa at NASA
a dog! a panic in a pagoda
i prefer pi
ps. read them backwards | | |
| how appropriate | | |
| the officei actually didnt have to close THE home depot tonite so iwas able to watch the office for the 1st time in a long while so i wrote this little didy from inspirations from THE home depot.
EVEN THOUGH
it does no
GOOD.
shaking the crap
OUT
of dried up pens
actually makes
you feel better
PS>everyone going to Rwanda have a safe trip
also my truck wasinvloved in an accident again. this make 4 for me Was i driving any any of them yes one the other three i was nowhere near within five miles when the vehicle was damaged
1. 2000- My Alero was parked at a walmart i was not. someone smashed into it. they had insurance.
2. 2002 -Alero was stolen driven from burnflat to w/ford whil being wrecked on thw way. Police never found any suspects . Go figure
3. 2005 -Truck was tboned while driving, guy who hit me had no insurance and there was a man on fire
4. 2006 -old lady backed into toit . at least she had insurance | | |
| bamemba when hank went to jail for robbing the hydro bankin the laund-ro-mat
i go to
there is a sign saying that
a man will do your laundry for you
if you jjust drop it
off
SO this morning i gave him a garbage bag
full
of bloody towels and a bloody
CLAW HAMMER and
Hank's wallet!!
and thats pretty much why hank was arrested today | | |
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