I know, i know, i know.  it's been forever since i've updated.  I have missed this entire week of school because i have the flu.  it's not pretty.  anyways, i hope everyone is having a wonderful 2005.  i can't believe it's already February.  and Valentine's day is definately on Monday.  how depressing.  i know it can be difficult to see all this stuff everywhere about love when you're not in love.  so, i've decided this year i'm going to spend my Valentine's day with none other than the best....... GOD!  I mean come on - He rocks.  He's perfect, He's awesome and i need to spend more time with such an awesome God who loves me and you and everyone.  I need to catch up on some things, pray, listen and read His word.  He's so cool - He knows how many hairs are on your head!   He gave YOU His one and ONLY Son, so that we could spend eternity with Him - that's how much He loves us!!!  That's crazy!  Here are some awesome bible verses i found on looooovvveeee....

"Love is patient, love is kind.  It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.  It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.  Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.  It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.  Love never fails...."  - 1 Cor. 13:4-8

"...Do not arouse or awaken love until it so desires." - Song of Songs (Song of Solomon) 3:5

Well i'd like to know what everyone's plans are for this love-filled Valentine's Day or weekend.  I know these are cheesy but i thought they were funny.  The joke for today is a list of Christian Pick-up Lines!  lol

  1. Nice bible"
      2. "I would like to pray with you"
      3. "You know Jesus? Me too!"
      4. "God told me to come talk to you"
      5. "I know a church where we could go and talk"
      6. "How about a hug, sister?"
      7. "Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy."
      8. "Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug!"
      9. "Oh, you're cold? Maybe we should read Ecclesiastes 4:11"
      10. "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
      11. "What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?"
      12. "I am here for you."
      13. "The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," So...how about dinner?"
      14. "You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither."
      15. "You want to come over and watch "The 10 Commandments" tonight?"
      16. "Is it a sin that you stole my heart?"
      17. "Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?"
      18. "Nice bracelet. 'What would Jesus date? Uh, I mean *do*'"
      19. "Do you believe in Divine appointment?"
      20. "Have you ever tried praying at a drive in before?"
      21. "Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me."
      22. "My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah that's his name."
      23. "You know, they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian."
      24. "Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath."
      25. "What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace by candle light."
      26. "What do you think Paul meant when he said, 'Greet everyone with a holy kiss'?"
      27. "You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa."
      28. "You know, I'm really into relationship evangelism."
      29. "I'm pretty flexible - I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date."
      30. "Before tonight, I never believed in predestination..."
      31. "Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical."
      32. "I hear there's going to be a love offering tonight."

Currently Watching The Terminal (Full Screen Edition) By Tom Hanks, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Chi McBride see related

Merry Christmas everyone!  And well i guess Happy New Year too!  i got to go to Cracker Barrel on Monday.  it was wonderful.  i love that place.  it's so homey and cool. lol - well i think that if you like Cracker Barrel too you should join this awesome club that's called * i love Cracker Barrel *.  i'm such a dork... anyways...I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas and they got to see tons of family and friends and have awesome food!  i rented The Terminal yesterday and i'm watching it now.  it's really funny and Tom Hanks does a wonderful job and Catherine Zeta-Jones is awesome too.  you should go rent it!  soon!  :)  lol - well this joke isn't extremely funny but i think it's cute... love you all - it won't be forever before i update again like last time, promise :)

n elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.
      
      "The front row please." she answered.
      
      "You really don't want to do that", the usher said.
      
      "The pastor is really boring."
      
      "Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.
      
      "No." he said.
      
      "I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
      
      "Do you know who I am?" he asked.
      
      "No." she said.
      
      "Good", he answered.

Currently Watching National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (Special Edition) By Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Juliette Lewis see related

ok, so my beautiful kentucky team lost to north carolina.   which is a huge bummer.  so - what did you all think about the game?  i wanted to cry, but ya know.  lol - ok, i know it's been forever since i updated and i'm sorry - really stressed with family stuff, school and extra stuff everywhere.  which is completely weird because i tell everyone the Matthew 6:34 quote "Do not worry about tomorrow for tomorrow will worry about itself.  Each day has enough trouble on it's own."  so i apologize for being semi-hypocritical.  But i've prayed about it and i am trying not to worry about tomorrow.  I LOVE YOU ALL and thank you all so much for your support! now, i hope no one feels offended - but i found this in a Christian magazine and thought it was really funny.

 rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of the clerics is hurt.
      
      After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
      
      The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God."
      
      The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Kedem wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the priest. The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi.
      
      The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest. The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?" The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."

Currently Watching Ocean's Eleven (Full Screen Edition) By George Clooney, Brad Pitt see related

  so did anyone catch the beautiful amazing Kentucky Wildcat's game?  oh, it was wonderful!   so, we all know i watched it, i hope you did too!  i think they're gonna have an awesome season, especially with those 2 new guys Morris and Rondo who are awesome and of course i could never forget good ole Azubuike and Hayes...so, this season is gonna be nice :)  ok, i'm sorry, i'm done with my lovely wildcats...

well, you've probably all heard this one before, but i love it...

burglar got into a house one night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you."
      
      He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables. He again heard, "Jesus is watching you."
      
      This time, he shone his light all over, and it rested on a parrot.
      
      He asked, "Did you say that?"
      
      The parrot admitted that it had. "I'm just trying to warn you, that's all."
      
      The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?"
      
      "Moses."
      
      "Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"
      
      The bird answered, "I don't know; I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'."