dr_pudding's Xanga

Monday, January 24, 2005

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 19:25:48 GMT

you suck

Friday, November 26, 2004

Fri, 26 Nov 2004 21:46:29 GMT

I, Dr. Pudding do not take any medications. that’s probably why I’m so uncool.

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Wed, 24 Nov 2004 12:58:22 GMT

therapy on all your cloudy friends has been going quite well

ive upped their zoloft dosages to 10000000mg because if you havent noticed already, anyone can get zoloft because it has no effect whatsoever on your body. so if you want to brag to your friends about how your taking medications to help with your 'mental issues' come speak to good ole dr pudding and ill prescribe you some

oh and apparently butterknife cuts arent the sign of being 'gothic' now it seems like the more eye makeup you have on classifies you as one. so quick go buy out hot topics stock so you can hey more medications bitches!

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Wed, 25 Aug 2004 21:25:37 GMT

I, Dr. Pudding am a great, great doctor. Depicote for the children... Prozac for the doggys, Zoloft for the elderly and for the highschool students,

some attention for their "awesome rebellious looks"

Thursday, July 22, 2004

Thu, 22 Jul 2004 01:40:08 GMT

a zoloft a day keeps me away

Sunday, July 18, 2004

Sun, 18 Jul 2004 15:29:12 GMT

it seems the new hip cloudy trend is to wear long pants and jackets at the beach. after analyzing this trend i have come to the conclusion that the intense heat at the beach plus the long clothing forces the clouds to sweat therefore they lose weight...apparently being anorexic is not enough these days

Friday, June 25, 2004

Fri, 25 Jun 2004 01:02:48 GMT

Dear Amanda Gothic Griffin Triem,

Excuse me but I AM hot shit and plus the person you think didn’t write that entry or comment in your journal. A small number of people write in this xanga. I’m sorry if insults make you sick to the stomach that you lack. If you’re tired of “dr_pudding”’s tetchy complaining, you don’t need to leave a complaint as long as a short essay and listen to music that complains about how discouraging life is. No, I don’t have anything else to do but sit on my ass all day and type because that’s the kind of person I am. And you’re correct, I don’t like the battle scene but I go because my brother’s band needs help signing up to play in July and I know the guy who’s in charge of it. I guess you’re really concerned that I don’t listen to music with anyone. And yeah, I like being a sheep.

Have a nice day.

I see that my phone is ringing.

Yes Hitler, I will be at the tea party shortly.

Thursday, June 24, 2004

Thu, 24 Jun 2004 03:26:41 GMT

ah ah ah

i dr. pudding am just not one person...you could say i have multiple personalties. yes i know you're wondering how can an israel psycho become a psychologist...because we do no live on a farm thats why.

funny thing is about that last comment i've never been to the battle yet i know that every single one of those things does happen there. and that is because my patients tell me everything. i guess you just want to let it all out to a man in a turban.

if our art is unoriginal does that mean that dark clouds make fun of themselves? highly doubt that

Sunday, June 20, 2004

Sun, 20 Jun 2004 21:06:52 GMT

ah yes, the battle of the bands. a perfect advertisement for hot topic. fat ugly teenagers get together and express their fake feelings to get attention from the fat ugly pig with blue hair playing spin the bottle. does it matter what gender the pig is? no because if it's not the right gender it means more attention for the trendy fuck fiend thats stalking it. oh and don't forget those artsy druggies. the ones who "expand their minds" with drugs. yes, they need drugs to be artistic. yes, the battle of the bands - range of the sheep.

the doctor is out.

Monday, June 07, 2004

Mon, 07 Jun 2004 05:25:45 GMT

Do we have pigs on this farm? I think so! What are we doing to them? We are testing Zoloft. Are we cruel? Yes, we are cruel.