YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT SHE WAS AT THE GRAND CANON AND SAID DANG MY CRACKS BIGGER THEN THAT!

YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT SHE STEPPED ON THE SCALE AND IT SAID "TO BE CONTINUED"!

YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT SHE HAD TO GET BAPTISED AT SEAWORLD!

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

BLONDE LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

OK WELL THATS ALL! LUV YA ALL! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

well today was so awsome! fall sports day was fun...we won 2-0! and guess what...i played goalie...that made me so happy! and then i went home and had voice lessons...and that went well! then i tonight im going to the fair with some people..im not really sure on who's going yet...but it will be so much fun! well ill talk to you all later! byez

GOOD SONG, GOOD SONG!

Hey!? Is this thing on?

I saw him dancing there by the record machine
I knew he must have been about seventeen
The beat was going strong
Playing my favourite song

And I could tell it wouldn't be long
until he was with me

YEAH Me

And I could tell it wouldn't be long
until he was with me

YEAH With me Singin'

I love Rock 'N Roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, Baby
I love Rock N' Roll
So come and take your time and dance with me

Ouw !

He smiled, so I got up and asked for his name"
That don't matter," he said, "'cause it's all the same."
I said, "Can I take you home where we can be alone?"
And next we were moving on
and he was with me, yeah, me
And we were moving on
singin the same old song

Yeah with me

I love Rock N' Roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, Baby
I love Rock N' Roll
So come and take your time and dance with me

I love Rock N' Roll

'cause it suits my soul
I love Rock N' Roll Yeah....

I said, "Can I take you home where we can be alone?"
And next thing we were moving on
and he was with me, yeah, me,
And we were moving on
and singin that same old song

Yeah with me

I love Rock N' Roll
So put another dime in the jukebox Baby
I love Rock N' Roll
So come and take your time and dance with me
I love Rock N' Rol l(I love Rock N' Rolll)
So put another dime in the jukebox Baby
I love Rock N' Roll

So come and take your time and dance with me
(dance with me)

I love Rock N' Roll (I Rock N' Roll)
So put another dime in the jukebox Baby(so dance with me)
I love Rock N' Roll
So come and take your time and dance with me(dance with me)

I love Rock N' Roll(oh....)
So put another dime in the jukebox Baby(oh....)

I love Rock N' Roll So come and take your time and dance with me(dance with me)

I love Rock N' Roll
So put another dime in the jukebox Baby
I love Rock N' Roll

So come and take your time and dance with me!

ok it's getting better! school has been going good..this week seems so much better then last week! so...thats good!