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Sunday, May 29, 2005

ok... so im not dead, and i think i'm almost fully recovered maybe? But I did go to the ER... and the doctor was like "wtf... you're fine, shut up and drink this" and i had to drink green stuff that numbs your body and neutralizes all the acid that has spilled out and gone everywhere.... and then my mom was pissed and like "great... 400 dollars for antacid" and yeah, but im better now, and not dying... just fyi.


Friday, May 27, 2005

Ok... so man oh man has summer been awesome so far. I got back from the doctors yesterday where I found out that my resting heart rate was 139... which apparently isn't so awesome, but now thanks to pills its down to 72... I'm about to go back to the hospital for some more tests and I'm pretty sure I'll be ok, but just incase I'm not... I love you guys

-Ricardo


Monday, May 09, 2005

man oh man... its been a while since I wrote anything in this deal... so i guess i will. AP Exams, and the SAT are finally over (thank you jesus) and now all i have to worry about is taking finals, and not going insane before the end of the year. This past weekend was pretty fun though with moonbounces, swimming, and being a kid again... gah i miss elementary school. My computer is also a fucking douche... adlskjfasiouhdykj!!!!! it keeps offering me male enhancement, tax deductions, and promises to remove popups (through pop-up advertising... genius)... it just did it again *cringes*. The yearbook cover is also just as ugly as landon said it would be... but what can ya do?

now heres a little somethin-somethin for all the ladies out there

http://img31.echo.cx/img31/3158/zxcvbn0016mo.jpg

(its nino... click on it)

thats what I'm talkin about....

(btw... thats my tattoo work)


Monday, February 21, 2005

Whoa... so today was crazy.

I got to school on time, but then I was like "fuck, wheres my english project" so i had to go home and get that, and make a note and sign it for my absence, and then i got back to school to fill up my english project with water and i spill it on the side so i walk into the bathroom to get some paper towels... and then im like "hey, where are all the urinals" and this girl walks out of a stall and starts laughing and is like "aww its okay"

so yeah... that was great

and then i go into the boys bathroom and spill water everywhere and pretty much ruin my english project, good times.

tomorrow is the taks test, which should be awesome i guess

My new phone is gay and bigger than my old one and i dont like it at all... so damn it

New Phone:

Old Phone (Sam):

Currently not reading: Moby Dick

aLsO I'vE DeCiDeD tO tYpE LiKe ThIs FoReVeR


Thursday, January 27, 2005

Well landon did it, so i'm going to too.

1. Whats your favorite cereal? YES!

2. Does it gross you out to see a woman's armpit hair?  meh, we're all hairy

3. Do you ever wear mismatched socks? do i ever!!!!

4. Have you ever thought you were going to die? well when i had hernia surgery i was skeptical i guess you could say, and when i drive (more so now that i know that i have that defective part that makes your car catch on fire) haha

5. What do you usually do with your boogers when you pick them? check to see if anyone just saw and wipe them on something nearby

6. How did you meet your wife? prison   

7. Have you been in a band? a band? psh... i'm in THE band

8. Have you been hunting? in kansas, and we didn't see anything, and i was bored and my uncle told me not to take a dump in the woods because it would scare the deer away (wtf? who would do that anyway) so i left, good times.

9. Why do men have nipples? magic

10. What's something you used to think was stupid but now think is cool? eggs with ketchup 

11. Would you rather be a farmer or a blind dog? a blind farmer in dog form

12. Do you have a favorite color? hot pink with baby blue is awesome... of course

13. Who would win in a fight, a shark or Chewbacca? it depends on the magical powers of both, and since i haven't seen them in combat with each other i really wouldn't know, but i assume chewbacca would win just because.



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