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Sunday, May 29, 2005

Sun, 29 May 2005 09:43:48 GMT

ok... so im not dead, and i think i'm almost fully recovered maybe? But I did go to the ER... and the doctor was like "wtf... you're fine, shut up and drink this" and i had to drink green stuff that numbs your body and neutralizes all the acid that has spilled out and gone everywhere.... and then my mom was pissed and like "great... 400 dollars for antacid" and yeah, but im better now, and not dying... just fyi.

Friday, May 27, 2005

Fri, 27 May 2005 07:21:36 GMT

Ok... so man oh man has summer been awesome so far. I got back from the doctors yesterday where I found out that my resting heart rate was 139... which apparently isn't so awesome, but now thanks to pills its down to 72... I'm about to go back to the hospital for some more tests and I'm pretty sure I'll be ok, but just incase I'm not... I love you guys

-Ricardo

Monday, May 09, 2005

Mon, 09 May 2005 19:26:39 GMT

man oh man... its been a while since I wrote anything in this deal... so i guess i will. AP Exams, and the SAT are finally over (thank you jesus) and now all i have to worry about is taking finals, and not going insane before the end of the year. This past weekend was pretty fun though with moonbounces, swimming, and being a kid again... gah i miss elementary school. My computer is also a fucking douche... adlskjfasiouhdykj!!!!! it keeps offering me male enhancement, tax deductions, and promises to remove popups (through pop-up advertising... genius)... it just did it again *cringes*. The yearbook cover is also just as ugly as landon said it would be... but what can ya do?

now heres a little somethin-somethin for all the ladies out there

http://img31.echo.cx/img31/3158/zxcvbn0016mo.jpg

(its nino... click on it)

thats what I'm talkin about....

(btw... thats my tattoo work)

Monday, February 21, 2005

Mon, 21 Feb 2005 22:53:56 GMT

Whoa... so today was crazy.

I got to school on time, but then I was like "fuck, wheres my english project" so i had to go home and get that, and make a note and sign it for my absence, and then i got back to school to fill up my english project with water and i spill it on the side so i walk into the bathroom to get some paper towels... and then im like "hey, where are all the urinals" and this girl walks out of a stall and starts laughing and is like "aww its okay"

so yeah... that was great

and then i go into the boys bathroom and spill water everywhere and pretty much ruin my english project, good times.

tomorrow is the taks test, which should be awesome i guess

My new phone is gay and bigger than my old one and i dont like it at all... so damn it

New Phone:

Old Phone (Sam):

Currently not reading: Moby Dick

aLsO I'vE DeCiDeD tO tYpE LiKe ThIs FoReVeR

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Thu, 27 Jan 2005 21:09:13 GMT

Well landon did it, so i'm going to too.

1. Whats your favorite cereal? YES!

2. Does it gross you out to see a woman's armpit hair? meh, we're all hairy

3. Do you ever wear mismatched socks? do i ever!!!!

4. Have you ever thought you were going to die? well when i had hernia surgery i was skeptical i guess you could say, and when i drive (more so now that i know that i have that defective part that makes your car catch on fire) haha

5. What do you usually do with your boogers when you pick them? check to see if anyone just saw and wipe them on something nearby

6. How did you meet your wife? prison

7. Have you been in a band? a band? psh... i'm in THE band

8. Have you been hunting? in kansas, and we didn't see anything, and i was bored and my uncle told me not to take a dump in the woods because it would scare the deer away (wtf? who would do that anyway) so i left, good times.

9. Why do men have nipples? magic

10. What's something you used to think was stupid but now think is cool? eggs with ketchup

11. Would you rather be a farmer or a blind dog? a blind farmer in dog form

12. Do you have a favorite color? hot pink with baby blue is awesome... of course

13. Who would win in a fight, a shark or Chewbacca? it depends on the magical powers of both, and since i haven't seen them in combat with each other i really wouldn't know, but i assume chewbacca would win just because.

Monday, January 10, 2005

Mon, 10 Jan 2005 17:02:47 GMT

ok so today was a monday. that sucked. and it would have been a complete and total horrible day if megan hadn't have (while pretending to be cool at lunch) knocked over her bottle of water causing it to form a ring around her pelvic area, indicating that she had pissed. i laughed at her so much i had tears coming out of my face, thanks megan.

in other news... the end. i'll add more to this later.

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Wed, 05 Jan 2005 13:24:57 GMT

1.6.05 [school starts tomorrow. fuck.] [mood = pissed]

back from california bitches.

Ok so the concert we went to was ok, (rhinosaurus was the best one i think) and i gained a shirt. And when i was trying to use shelley as a pillow i started to lean back and punched her in the face with my head and almost gave her a black eye... good times.... lo siento shelley.

and last night was fun too... we all got naked in becca's hot tub and made passionate love... minus the naked love making. [it WAS lukewarm you panthers... gah...] actually i learned that i make everyone cry and thats kind of sad, so sorry if i've made you cry, i'll work on that, just dont piss me off or i'll make you cry.

tomorrow = school. fan-fuckin-tastic. adios ladies.

Friday, December 17, 2004

Fri, 17 Dec 2004 18:55:57 GMT

12.17.2004

School is finally over! for two weeks at least... and so are exams (i ended up with all a's and b's for semester):so thats good i guess

my life is boring.

the end.

Saturday, November 27, 2004

Sat, 27 Nov 2004 23:26:51 GMT

Thanksgiving =

For thanksgiving my family drove down to south padre to visit my grandparent's and have food and such and it wasn't as bad because we have a new car that doesn't smell and we could watch movies, and it was good to not be here for a little while. My grandpa's friend giancarlo, who's from italy, made us some authentic italian dishes for thanksgiving dinner and everything was really good and then his other friend came over and brought the little boy from mexico he's taking care of. It was kinda funny seeing an old white guy hang out with a 3 year old from mexico all day (who he called baby, and sometimes amigo), but i thought it was cool. and today before we left some horses came walking up the driveway and my grandpa was like "well damn it, im keepin them now" and so we played withthem and i gave them crackers and they ran at me and since about 4 of me makes up one of their legs i gave them all the crackers and they tried to eat my hand, but they were cool horses - i like them still. and now im home and really freakin bored. damn it. you should leave more comments, even though you wont.

Sunday, November 21, 2004

Sun, 21 Nov 2004 15:11:13 GMT

Well then.

Yesteday megan had her poker party and i suck and lost mucho very fast, but then yeah. i got some dinero back at the blackjack table cuz her dad was the dealer and he didn't cheat....but it was fun. y no mas escuela for a whole week. thank you jesus.

blue minivan is gone forever now. - i ¢¾ you forever B.M.-

i have nothing to say but people said i need to put some business in here. the end.