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| The Moon does not exist!
i'm stuck in the freakin house with nothing at all to do.
at all.
but http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/ is very entertaining. Read on.
From the page:
This is no lie. Until recently, I, too, believed in the traditional,
establishment view of the moon. But any thinking person, untainted by the
biases imposed on us by the controlled media, will have no choice but to
reach the conclusion I did once faced with the facts described in this
account. This guy is obviously insane... or is he? How do you know the moon exists? Because you can see it? Because of the tides?? Hm??? Hmmm? But the page isn't supposed to be taken seriously, at least as far as I can tell.
"The tide myth is one of the oldest and most absurd lies that the Lunar
establishment has tried to push on a gullible world. Do they really
expect us to believe that the moon - an object that allegedly resides at
an average distance of 240,000 miles from the earth - has the power, from
that distance, to lift how many billions of cubic meters of water?
Do an experiment: take a rubber ball and suspend it above a bathtub
full of water. Now slowly move the ball closer to the water.
Does the level of the water change? Not even slightly. So much
for the tides myth." Ha! Take that, moon lovers. Try the experiment, ya freakin pansys.
He believes the moon is fake because the amount of money involved in it. Basically, if we're giving people money to travel to a place that doesn't exist, they can do whatever they want with the money funding that kind of a trip. Sort of like paying someone money to go to Candyland and then that someone uses the money to party and smoke crack.
Speaking of the moon: I'm going to blow up the moon. Click this and find out what would happen. | | |
| hmmm...
I saw Super Size Me
, a documentary by Morgan Spurlock. | | |
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
not excited to start school...im sick of it...
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| hah, today was pretty fun...
I went down to borders today with good old daver and bought 1984
(yes, that's a book). It's good so far, but it's very confusing,
and I don't know when I'll ever get the time to read it. Maybe on the
way to the beach or something.
That wasn't the fun part, though. Trying to find a new AIM icon
was the fun part, I think. Everytime I picked an icon, someone would find
something wrong with it.
When I changed it to Ronald McDonald:
"It's a clown!" <---CP
When I changed it to a military dude:
"It's Johnathan
Siltman!"<----KL
When I changed it to Mario in a hula skirt:
"That's pretty gay, dude."
<---...i said that
So yeah, my day was kind of interesting...How was yours?
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| What would YOU do for a klondike bar? Ahhh....today was pretty terrible. First, we
had some fruity military memorial day thing, which actually wouldn't
have been terrible had they not let people ask questions. Here's a
sampling of some of the insanely dumb questions asked.
- was it interesting meeting all the different people??
- how big are the tires that ran over these dudes?
- have you ever killed a man? (a favorite of mine)
- what happens if you run out of amunition?
Naturally, I wanted to ask them if they'd kill a man for a Klondike Bar...I didn't. : (
Next, we had to watch The Merchant of Venice, which was terrible enough in and of itself....but it was three hours
long...and it looked like they filmed the whole thing in someone's
basement with a camcorder. It might have been okay had they shortened
it a little. It wasn't the Al Pacino version, either. To entertain
ourselves about halfway through, Andre decided to start calling Mrs.
Sabatini's cellphone and hanging up right before she was about to
answer...he did this about 12 times...
so yeah, it wasn't all terrible.
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