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| | Special Edition: Edison Chan Sex ScandalPrevious pieces and updates in this series
Part 1: The Man, the Pics, Sensationalism (Pics)
Part 2: PRO-spective, Historical Perspective, and Retrospective
Hmm...for some reason, my entry was changed into private setting. Paranoia or some censorship from a higher authority?
 Oh, the gift that keeps on giving (GTKOG). I am enjoying the Year of the Rat and it seems like Hong Kong is embroiled in a similar hunt for the vermin who's been giving Edison Chan grief over his sexual escapades. Since I always celebrate the new year with a big piece, and I've neglected to write anything for the Jan. 1 New Year, I thought I should be a multi-part piece about the implications of this Edison Chan sex scandal. We do have a Xangan who went to high school with him, so maybe that person can humanize this situation a bit.
First off, this entry will most likely become part of the blogosphere echo chamber, so I guarantee you there will be abuses with my post. Please keep it civil and intelligent with the retorts, ok?
Biggest surprise to me so far has been how slow the gay and/or Asian American newstream has been around this huge story that's been non-stop in Asia. Can someone do me a favor and look on Fridae for the official story breaking the news to rice queens aroung the world? Wha? I didn't see it in the front page at all...you can't tell that this doesn't deserve a little time of sensationalism for the Gaysian community when we finally get to see some CBA penis? Wait, Heath Ledger dies and he's still there (god bless his mysterious death-oriented soul), but somehow a famous Canadian Asian actor doesn't get any love at all?
I have review the "evidence" available and yes, I can confirm that it's real, it's big, and you're gonna love it. Well, maybe that's subjective, but Edison's got a juicy one that'll make any "Asian admirer" hungry for some HK celebrity pecker. The other thing that's been educational for me is refamiliarizing myself with some female genitalia...apparently female crotchs can get as hairy as a male one.
The whole impetus for this major misfortune seems to come from some anonymous netizen who is currently bent on releasing even more photos and videos of poor ol' Edison. Under the alias of "Kira", I'm guessing this person is a weird otaku who plagarized Deathnote for the world's most perverted form of celebrity justice. It's a bit sad that it had to happen to this celebrity, but I don't think many gay guys are complaining.
Ok, enough mumbo-jumbo...you want to see some XXX pics:
Well, now that you've seen it, you probably have a lot of thoughts (hopefully positive ones). For the next few days, I'll also talk a bit about some of the negative stuff, some about the situtation in HK, but also about the reception to these rather graphic and undeniable pieces of pornographic gold.
From the various news and tabloid websites, I have learned that Edison Chan is currently hiding in the United States, which should like a good idea since our society apparently don't think much of the Asian male in this country. Even smarter, he's hiding in Boston...my neck of the woods...yes, you are now perfectly invisible...so you're pretty safe as long as you don't walk anywhere near Chinatown.
To Edison Chan:
If your lawyers are combing through the Internuts about your scandal and trying to censor websites, you should probably hire me as your PR agent...I'll totally change your negative situation into the best turn-around that you'll soon be able to score big roles in the American market. Oh yeah, I'm that good.
Yes, I have the full set exposed so far. What? Do I suddenly see you prepared to grovel for some sleaze?
| | | Posted 2/10/2008 5:10 PM - 5 comments
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