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| Seven Deadly Sins, ScrambledA friend at work found this on the Internets. Thought it's definitely worth sharing.
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| Pulled from the headlinesFrom cnn.com: "Marijuana may stave off Alzheimer's."
The article reports that the active ingredient in marijuana helps to preserve an important neuro-transmitter in the brain.
The article goes on to say, "Those afflicted with Alzheimer's suffer from memory loss, impaired decision-making, and diminished language and movement skills."
Um, that's the whole point, dude.
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| Too lateI was gonna post this on effyourself, but I wasn't sure I liked it and now it's too late. But "effsblog" is the perfect place for this kinda crap, so here it is.
BUY MY SHAMPOO OR LET THE TERRORISTS WIN.
Call me an asshole (ok, don’t), but there’s a get-rich-quick scheme in yesterday’s foiled terror plot.
I could set up a kiosk in airports and sell mini bottles of shampoo, conditioner, mouthwash, toothpaste, and the like. That way when people get off the plane, they could buy the items they’re not allowed to carry on.
I’m sure it would be a big hit with business travelers.
This entrepreneurial endeavor would be my little way of flaunting western-style capitalism, one of the many things the terrorists would love to destroy.
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OTHER LINES THAT I CONSIDERED USING, BUT DIDN'T.
We can’t let the terroists win. And if travelers are walking around with split ends and bad breath, we may as well just surrender.
OR
After all, just because we’re in a war with terrorists doesn’t mean we have to tolerate split ends.
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| Letter to the EditorA quick political blog...
I tend to agree with the president (for once) on the issue of border security. I'm in favor of both securing the border AND finding a realistic, compassionate way of dealing with the illegal immigrants who are already here.
I sent this note to The Cincinnati Enquirer. We'll see if they print it.
To the editor:
Here's how I know Bush is probably on the right path with his border security plan: People on the far right hate it as much as people on the far left.
Middle ground has been a foreign concept the past six years, and for once, it seems like the president is seeking it.
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| re: the cell phone blogI'm very impressed that hadly anyone left a comment like "Oh, eff, your butt can call me *anytime.*"
I guess I should give everyone a little more credit. Or just get over myself.
I've also taken the suggestion of adding a fake name as my first entry so that if my rear does accidentally place a call, no one gets hurt. My first cell phone contact is now "Ack" (What Bloom County's Bill the Cat used to say) and there's no phone number attached to it.
Some people suggested I get with the modern era and get a flip phone. First, there are plenty of modern non flip phones out there and second, I fear if I stick a flip phone in my back pocket, it would a) be uncomfortable and b) possibly crack. They just seem flimsier, if that's a word.
Yes, I know they make really thin flip phones, but I'm not a millionaire, you know.
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