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Thursday, December 01, 2005

Thu, 01 Dec 2005 16:07:45 GMT

I was proctoring and grading the gen bio exam yesterday. when we were grading, we found this girl who wrote "i can't see at all" in korean, and then erased it, but the pencil mark was still quite visible. i bet she was cheating. and her exam had to be graded by the only korean bio ta, talk about back lucky haha.

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Sun, 16 Oct 2005 22:19:06 GMT

Went to VA yesterday and had way too much meat. I was so full that it was painful to stand up. after meat-feast we went bowling and shopping at chinese supermarket. great day!

Friday, October 14, 2005

Fri, 14 Oct 2005 01:53:11 GMT

omg im once again half a cripple. broke my back again and it seems like the resurgence of an old injury since the shearing pain comes from the exact same spot. but how on earth did i hurt my back when curling? maybe it's because of the lateral pullup before curling? who knows. the important thing is that i can still play badminton (i know because i just came back from it), though only half-court since i am 50% motion impaired. i have no degree of rotation in my lower back and waist. well i CAN bend in my midsection if i was willing to endure immense amount of pain. but know that it's quite a work out moving around on the court while keeping your back straight. i sweated even though i didnt really have to dash (opponent not good enough). need to find a way to recover quickly. maybe meditation will work lol.

addicted to you don't miss your water

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Thu, 13 Oct 2005 04:01:09 GMT

ambushed today when i was cooking and singing at the same time

sister and her roommate was outside in the hallway and heard me ... -_-

cut my own hair

Friday, October 07, 2005

Fri, 07 Oct 2005 02:45:54 GMT

I've been too lazy to cook - instant/packaged food weakens me physically. Gotta start my chicken diet again so torn arm muscles will grow back so I can lift what I'm capable of lifting. Is there any fast and easy way to cook chicken or pork with minimum cutting other than steaming and lurouing?

The song..almost what happened.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Wed, 05 Oct 2005 21:32:16 GMT

midterm tomo @ 830am

bought txtbook yesterday

obviously no time to write anything now

until nxt time...

http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00597.wmv

maybe that'll hold u over

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Tue, 04 Oct 2005 01:28:44 GMT

bday again

no presents, no cards, and i dont really want them -> signs that im an old person now

emotion-wise...i dont know

for the past certain period of time i've ignored some things, numbed myself

dont know how i feel dont know how im supposed to feel

i believe i need to...

right? only time can tell

Wednesday, March 10, 2004

Wed, 10 Mar 2004 01:57:47 GMT

Here's an example of scientific thinking and standard lab report:

Objective:

To determine if I will have 6-pac when summer comes.

My logic:

Daily consumption by normal human being is around 1800~2000 calories. Eat only carbs and proteins and fibers and consume 1000 calories/day. then 1000 calories/day is used up. 1g fat = 9 calories. so 111g is lost everyday. normal weight for ppl my height is ~145lbs. taking into account of my muscles let's say i should weigh 155 but im 170 (measured 4 months ago) 15lbs = 6.8kg = 6800g. 6800g/(111g/day) = 61 days = 2 months.

Conclusion:

According to the calculation and deductive reasoning, yes I will have 6-pac in 2 months, which is just in time for summer.

Discussion & Error Analysis:

The reality is, I will never be able to eat only carbs, protein, and fiber and only eat 1000 calories of it. The experimental error is 100% and the conclusion is invalid.

Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Tue, 09 Mar 2004 06:43:10 GMT

(before) (after)

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Sunday, February 08, 2004

Sun, 08 Feb 2004 02:03:52 GMT

Your results are in!

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The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach