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byeee.

Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:27:32 GMT

i seriously think i wont use this blog anymore.

toodless.

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Norwood Morialta High School

Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:14:56 GMT

My Australia school ! wana see wana see?

School color's BLUE and RED and a little YELLOW

Ok here's my uniform.

err quite the blur. nvm..

Lets tour =p

The front of the school.

Canteen.

Science lab. Clean yea? not flooding like BU4s.

Computer rooms.

Oval (padang) the grass is greener over here.

Bengkel. wat a nice environment to do kerja kayu.

Drama hall.

Classroom.

Music.

Study area / lepak place.

But do I still prefer BU4???

Yess =)

burglers vs you

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:16:12 GMT

Its true!

Lets say you were digging a hole in your backyard with your big cangkul. then u decide to go into the house and sleep, leaving your tools and the big hole there. In the middle of the night this burgler comes sneaking into your house, climbs over the fence, trip on our tools, fall into the big hole you just dug and hurt himself. HE CAN SUE YOU!! dangg.

talk about equity among human beings.

*make your house a safe place for robbers!

last words

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:50:47 GMT

"lou kongg! dont dieee...*sobs* "

"darling...wtv happens, take care of the kids"

"no...u can do it. we'll bring up the kids together. be strong!"

"i dono...i feel like i'm gona faint"

"boohoohoo. please no. dont leave me alone."

"... ..."

*criesss*

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ohno! the role play thing in ESL has made me so lame. =/

Muffins and cupcakes.

Sun, 18 Mar 2007 04:30:54 GMT

YOU GOTA READ THIS!

by kenny ng kaishen

Hari ini, aku, Elysia Ang akan ber-blog dalam bahasa ibundaku, Bahasa Malaysia. Sudah lama ku tidak menjejak kaki di tanah airku, Malaysia. Kini ku berada di negara orang putih iaitu Australia. Sini terdapat ramai lelaki yang tampan serta bergaya dan perempuan yang mempunyai payu dara sebesar mukaku . Akhirnya dapat juga ku mencapai hajatku iaitu bersantai di *nude beach*. Kini warna badanku sehitam Encik Siva. Ramai lelaki sedang mengejarku sekarang. Memang *paiseh* Aku amat merindui kawan-kawanku di Malaysia terutamanya Shaun Quah. Dia memang seorang yang istimewa dan sukar dijumpai. Ini kerana dia mempunyai kuasa istimewa dan dapat menewaskan sesiapa sehaja yang menimbulkan kemarahannya. Matanya yang tidak tersusun (mata cacat) dapat menembak keluar *laser* seperti mana Superman ataupun Cyclops dalam cerita X-Men. Selain itu, dia juga amat "handal" dalam sukan bola sepak. Kepantasan dan kelincahannya tiada bandingannya . Memang hebat dol. Ok setakat itu sehaja mengenai budak kurang upaya itu. Kembali ke diriku. Aku memegang jawatan perpustakawan di SMKBUD (4). Aku juga seorang ahli pasukan sorak atau lebih dikenali sebagai *CHEERLEADER* :D Terdapat banyak manfaatnya menjadi seorang *cheerleader*. Antaranya adalah dapat memakai seluar yang amat pendek dan ketat di kawasan sekolah tanpa dimarahi guru . Gambar kita juga akan keluar dalam surat khabar tempatan dan poster-poster untuk lelaki-lelaki miang. Aku mempunyai seorang adik. Malangnya dia terlibat dalam kemalangan sejak kecil lagi dan otaknya tidak berapa betul sejak hari itu . Walaubagaimanapun, dia masih lebih tinggi daripadaku. Memang malang dan malu. Di sekolah aku merupakan salah seorang yang terpendek. Ku rasa kutumbesaranku terbantut. Aku telah mencuba pelbagai cara untuk 'memanjangkan' badanku seperti minum susu ibuku, melompat atas katil setiap hari dan sebagainya. Semua usahaku tidak membuahkan hasil .Usahaku bagaikan mencurah air di atas daun keladi. Namun begitu, aku tetap tekad untuk berusaha untuk mencapai impianku iaitu untuk mencecah ketinggian 160cm. Namapknya masa tidak mengizinkan. Aku terpaksa keluar berpacaran dengan teman lelakiku sekarang . Sehingga kita berjumpa lagi, selamat tinggal!

Cheers,

ELYSIA ANG MING-TER.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:11:51 GMT

OOoooo. it took me friggin 4 hrs 17sec to scan my computer of viruses.

at least now its free of the spyware crap. its squeky clean.

i hope...

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:01:38 GMT

STICK IT

just pull out ur bra strap and scratch. xp

just like pests

Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:25:49 GMT

goodness!

dont you just hate it when someone wants to irritate you and REPEATS after EVERYTHING you say!

then you ask the person to shut their pie holes and the person says exactly the same thing back to you.

It's lame, annoying, irritating and PISSIFYING!

you just want the person to get lost but when you tell the person to do that...guess wat. the person repeats after you. ishhhh. gahhhh.

gosh! it goes rounds in circles.

Fashion Suicide screams

Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:42:18 GMT

FASHION POLICE'S NEW TARGET MUST BE AUSTRALIANS! Save their souls.

look at that hideous hat!

farneee!

tutu & corset!?

ps. to the blue girl. the corsets doesnt make u look anymore slimmer.

forgiven cuz its sports day

look at wat they wear for tug of war- wings, fur, skirts, hair band with stars.

UNDERWEAR ON THE OUTSIDE!

*****

They dress like for Halloweens and its just sports day.

does the butterfly wings u clip on your back give you extra velocity when you run?

or does the cute lil tutus give you more momentum when you throw a javelin??

dress more practical for whatever occasion you go. and not just bras on sports day. you need not show the world how good support those sports bras give your big boosoms. cuz its already proven. x)

coloured hairs and faces are fine its always great to support your team color!! go reds.

just a tip:

*wear your undies inside and not on the outside of your pants or on you head. thank you.

Monday, February 05, 2007

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:28:46 GMT

I met someone named Elysia. For the first time. face to face. she was the cashier at woolies. I saw her name tag and i was like "mameee...look!!"

i asked her how she pronounces it and she said its eee-lee-see-uh too

see ppl! not eh-lee-see-ar or air-lee-shear or wat nonsence.

malaysians are sumtimes so horrible is pronouncing names lah

here, no one says my name wrongly

so happy!

i'm also the first person she met with the same name. aww. yay!

i noe. i'm gay.