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AHHHHHHH

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 11:59:07 GMT

sorry i haven't update in like 34245235646 years
summer has been so crazy
i never dreamt i would be spending it this way but so far it's been really good

i've been in China (of all places) for the last two weeks, and they banned xanga so i couldn't update... about my very colorful, exciting china socal life teehee

And forgive the lian-ism
ths is what people in china do for fun, besides math
behold: taking neoprints by yourself
don't know about you, but i am personally a fan of the Vogue

This is how wel rollll
business fucking class

And this is how we roll in zhong guo
The flight stewardess look really flatters me
not

Quality time with the cousin......

I know it looks really dodgy
but i swear we were not having a mafia meeting

and then quality time
with primary school friends
we still act like we're in primary school

We look like an ad for the spastic school or something

And of course, scgs people
wher we do what we do best
(eat)

Next week i'm going back to the USA for 2 weeks
to Brown for a psychology course
i'm excited for that

see you guys soon!

Saturday, June 07, 2008

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 21:49:01 GMT

what up homeslices

im back

but i lost my cell phone

but call my house or email me or something

i want to eat xiao long bao

school is over. soon

Sat, 31 May 2008 16:59:11 GMT

Okay one more week of school and i am DONE
DONE
DONE

i'm back on SUNDAY in case anyone is wondering.

So.

In chemistry we made ASPRIN in the lab!
it was fun

The girl's name is Mari miyachi
and she is half japanese and i think we look quite alike
so i think i could pass off for half japanese

So the spring carnival is going on right now (even though it is 2 days to finals)
and its crazy because there is going to be a jello fight and a mechanical bull and stuff like that
and later tonight is the last chance dance
i think i'm going to go on a run and join in the fun later

see you guys in a week

Monday, May 26, 2008

Mon, 26 May 2008 19:47:05 GMT

WTF SCHOOLS SHOULD BE FUCKING OVER
LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO

this month, two of my friends got kicked out for selling ADD medicine
and another just called a cab and went back to new york and he's coming back to pick up his laundry on saturday
and it makes me sad

10 more days

i'm gonnnna have a baby cuz I'M A PLAYA

Fri, 16 May 2008 05:38:27 GMT

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Wed, 14 May 2008 17:03:25 GMT

APs are OVER!

and there are 25 days left to school

and the weather is good and i really want xiao long bao damnit

and i didn't realize people still read this but anyway
i'm so glad i don't take chinese anymore because all my white friends were studying for the chinese AP and they are SO BAD and all they can say is

你的妈妈是妓女
又便宜又用功！

looooosers.

and 2 weeks ago was one of the worst weeks ever because 2 of my friends got kicked out for doing adderall which is this drug for ADD kids, but they were using it to study
2 of my other friends got in trouble for doing pot in the dorm (dumbasses) and another friend got kicked out because it was his second time
this couple in my school got DCed (disciplinary committee) for having sex in a bathroom which is hilarious
because how are they going to explain that to colleges?

OKAY I AM GOING TO CLEAN MY ROOM
NO, REALLY!
bye

28 days

Thu, 08 May 2008 20:24:41 GMT

wowowowww fuck you stupid skinny tall asian girl next to me
thanks for making me look short and fat yeah i hate you

and senior spooning is the funniest thing i have ever seen
its basically this thing where seniors all receive a spoon with another seniors name on it
and they have to tag the person who's name is on their spoon
and the person who gets tagged has to give the tagger his spoon
and the last person remaining who doesn't get tagged is the champion

the catch is you can only tag people outside of buildings
its so funny i saw someone in a fat suit and people wearing ski masks and seniors hiding in bushes

yeah so whatever igtg study byebye!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:34:02 GMT

WEEK
FROM
HELL

40 DAYS TILL I GET BACK

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:30:51 GMT

WOWOWOWOW I WANT TO DIE
I pulled a fucking all nighter last night for a history test and in the morning i checked my mail and my teacher postponed the test
AND I WANT TO DIE I HAVE HAD 6 CUPS OF COFFEE TODAY AND RAN A MILE

monday- CAFE board meeting, challenge match for tennis, math quiz
Tuesday- math quiz, Challenge match
Wednesday- math test, away game at st pauls, history test, english first draft due for The Ones Who walked away from Omelas, History debate on 15th century enslavement of Indians
Thursday- work duty
Friday- away game against tabor, spanish test, english and history papers due
Saturday- tennis home game against choooooate!
Tuesday- Chemistry test
Thursday chem lab report

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. highlight of my week, saturday choate is coming which means shuen min and edweirdo are visiting and edward wants to sneak away so we can go downtown and eat thai food but i don't know if that's going to happen becausee... well we both have games to play lol.

ANDOVAH IS GONNA KICK CHOATES ASS
FO SHO, FO SHO

okay DFJDFHLDHDK GTG BYE

Monday, April 07, 2008

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:31:05 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

STEPH SIAU