I found this on somebody's site...and thought it was funny!
Pick the month you were born:
January- I had sex with February- I slapped March- I murdered April- I looked at May- I masturbated with June- I slept with July- I laughed at August- I stabbed September- I shot October- I made love to November- I wrestled December- I crapped
Now pick the day of your birth
1. A prostitute 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend 3. A Woman with HIV 4.A sexy Girl 5. Santa Clause 6. A playboy bunny 7. A married mom 8. My stuffed bunny 9. Your mom 10. The Easter Bunny 11. A football player 12. The devil 13. An asian 14. My teacher 15. The Rock 16. A DVD player 17. A pencil sharpener 18. The phone 19. My computer 20. Your house 21. The tape measurer 22. The Lamp 23. The pope 24. Governor Swartenegar 25. Mr. Incredible 26. A transvestite 27. A porn star 28. Your hot sister 29. George Bush 30. A tape recorder 31. The printer
Now the THIRD letter of your LAST name
A- Because I like chocolate B- Because I was bored C- Because my pants were on too tight D- Because I am a homosexual E- Because my heart is two sizes too small F- Because I didnt get any presents for Christmas G- Because I like eggs H- Because the world will end tomorrow I- Because I slit my wrists J- Because I dont have a bf/gf K- Because I like football L- Because I was high M- Because I was drunk N- Because my mom told me to O- Because fruit cakes fly P- Because Im lonely Q- Because my parents fight a lot R- Because Im horny S- Because I want to commit suicide T- Because I hate school U- Because I need to masturbate V- Because I love slumber parties W- Because it calms me X- Because I like brownies Y- Because I like to spoon Z- Because I was drunk
Comment me and tell me what you got!!
--well anyway. this past week has been hectic. but I MADE CHEERLEADING!  hell yeah. that should be pretty fun. this whole prom thing is getting rather expensive!. jeez. nails, hair and tanning add up to a lot. never realized it lol. and all the extras matter also. but anyway. the track meet friday SUCKED like no other. jeez it was like 20 degrees out i swear. we got another one tuesday and it better be nice. and my new shoes better be in by then or i will be one pissed off bitch lol. last night was decent i suppose too... me heather, chink, jordan, wade s., and brett went 4wheelin and that was fun, then me and chink went to this party. it was alright... couldve been better... well this coming weekend is spring break kinda so we got a 4 day weekend. some of us are thinkin about campin out at tha river and goin 4wheelin and wat not. that would be super fun. prom is in 2 weeks! im excited...im still single... and it sucks cuz ALL of my friends are paired up... its depressing... well im bored and iguess thats it for now...so leave me some comments!!
--ena |