| The CIA is interviewingthree potential agents-two men and a woman. for the final test, they bring one of the male candidates to door and hand him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions, no matter what," says the interviewer. "Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her." "You can't be serious," the man says. "I could never shoot my wife." "Then you're not the man we're looking for." says the interviewer.
The second man is given the same instructions. Five minutes later, he emerges with tears in his eyes and says, "I can't""
Finally, the woman is given the test, but with her husband. She takes the gun and enterns the room. Shots are heard, then screaming, crashing, and banging. After a few minutes, she comes out and wipes the sweat from her brow. "You didnt tell me the gun was loaded w/ blanks," she says. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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| New Number! 347.392.8211now that i'd posted on xanga and updated facebook-everybody should know my new number.
haha
jk :D
but new number ppl, please update your phone book.. i'd decided to ditch my beloved 412 number w/ much memory for a incredible phone on amazon.com. yes call me consumer whore. but you all know it!!!
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| Paulyi miss pauly's kimchi fried rice :(
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| ?why does fob music suck so much?
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