HOLY CRAP i just avoided the worst moment of my life.....well something involving poop anyways. So i'm on my way home from my epically long day and on while i'm on the lirr around hicksville joanna calls with some toilet shens after which i ponder and realize.....i have to piss. Being the smart guy i am i decide i can hold it until i get home and i don't bother to get up to find the car with the bathroom.
   
    I get out at 71st cause i wanted to get food n bandaids, but then my urge to urinate turned into o god i have to go NOW. I do the hustle and pace myself up queens blvd in my flip flops as fast as humanly possible. I was even breezing past mexican delivery men and then......it happened.  I was in the middle of crossing yellowstone blvd against giant red hands and i was trying to avoid death from both sides when i stepped in....crap. Keep in mind i am in full stride in flip flops.......i lost traction in my left foot, my right flip flop went flying 10 feet and i just slid on my left foot. Before i could say wtf i recovered my other flip flop got my ass off the street and did a poop check.....and got the all clear. I did the walk on the grass and cleared what was on the sole and thought about how lucky i was. With the heavy load on my back i could've easily landed on my back.... crushed my laptop and possibly be poop covered. If that happened i would've just pissed my pants and then cried at the situation and then probably get hit by a car. After that the adrenaline overcame my need to urinate which allowed me to make it back in time.
  
     For the record I HATE CATS cause i know for a fact that was cat poop. I mean what animal fkin shits in the middle of the street? I've had enough dogs to know what dog poop is like......after this i'll forever be on the lookout for those damn little landmines. At least when i got back i checked the fridge and BONG...there was just a big piece of steak.....i love my mom.

cliffs:
-had to pee, did the hustle
-stepped in poop, nearly died
-hate cats
-ate steak

It's that time of the month again...bloggerin time. Holy crap that was corny....o well too lazy to backspace. Anyways back in new york frkin city woo woo. It's good to be back but at a price, my mondays and weds cause i have class at stony but all is good...almost at least. 

=start rant= Why does the long island railroad have to make life so difficult? I have class at 9:30am so i thought i would have a choice of trains to take......an 8:15am and 6:12am but guess which one i HAVE to take. The 8:15am from jamaica arrives at stony at 9:28 and that's if it's on time which it rarely is. So considering that the lirr is on time i would have to make it half way across campus lugging text books like a jr hs kid in 2 minutes. Considering my first class has 8 people it's hard to sneak in......really hard. I've already attempted taking the sweet sweet 8:15 train but i just end up 15 mins late and feeling really stupid. Now the kick in the balls is the fact that i have to wake up at 5 in the morning cause my commute involves taking the subway to the lirr station and the subway doesn't like to run that early in the morning. Sooo i end up sacrificing a total of 2hrs 30 mins of sleep in order to take the earlier train. I'm still on my messed up sleep schedule so that means 3 hrs or less of sleep and any extra amount of sleep is a godsend. At least i can sleep on the lirr right? wrong Our beautiful sun rises around this time and decides to shine all it's glory on my weary eyes. Switching sides on the train doesnt help either because for some reason the lirr tracks weave and every side gets some sun periodically making sleep impossible. The sun's rays just pierces through my eyelids and i become more awake than ever. So i make it to stony so early dance in the fields and stuff then go to class ever so tired.

My first class of the day is a music class and since there's only 8 people there's a lot of participation involved. I volunteer a couple times cause no one does so i can get participation away and get some open eyed sleep. That plan totally backfired because he just started calling on me even when i didn't want to answer. Eventually i let my guard down cause i was so tired and i ended up staring at the teacher's desk in a sleep like trance while he was playing some music sample. Now this was for like a good 15 mins and i don't remember what happened but it was my lucky day and he called on me again cause no one ever volunteers and i seemed to be eager to. I think i didn't answer him for a good 2 mins and when i did come to all i could think was...WHAT? and that's exactly what i said....loudly too. Everyone stared at me like i was a crazy and i just pulled the "i don't understand" line and thank god it worked for whatever he asked me. The teacher just said "oh ok i know it's not easy", brushed off the incident, proceeded to replay a portion of the music sample, answered his own question and i was off the hook. Please just gimme the caffeine straight into my veins. =end rant=

 Now i'm bored as shit, unable to sleep and my next class isn't for another 4 hrs. I've already done my work and surfed all i can surf on the intarweb. All in all.....it's worth it. Enjoying the summer with my friends is worth dealing with this crap and the fact i bought myself some new toys helps too. Ok, now that i have this down in writing i won't pass out and forget. I think i'll go..........lay in the grass, it's nice outside. Pics coming soon. (soon is relative)

edit: fixt for the fruit