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| Burdens of LifeSome ways of dealing with the burdens of life:
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
* Never buy a car you can't push.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
* The second mouse gets the cheese.
* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once
* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Have a wonderful day and know that someone has thought about you today! (that would be me!) | | |
| Thanks PeterGot this email from Peter (one of my professors). It was cute so I thought I'd share:
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 WHEN...*
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1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have
e-mail addreses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to
help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30
(or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get
it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Come on.... you know you were doing everything it said!!! Haha! | | |
| It's all lies.......This is for all of you loyal fans of the land of Oz...... it was all a lie! The supposed Wicked Witch of the West was not actually a witch at all, but a poor little girl named Elphaba with a terrible skin affliction. She was only after the ruby slippers because her father made them for her sister Nessarose (or the witch of the east) because she was his favorite. Elphie (as most of her friends called her) thought that maybe if she could get the slippers back, she might could find a piece of the love she often yearned for from her father. Glinda, the supposed good witch of the north, however was not quite so good as you might be led to think. The scarecrow was not her long lost lover returning to her as Elphie had hoped, but actually a mythological scarecrow Dorothy charmed to life. The lion was really a Lion because he was not an animal but an Animal (there is a difference!); one of the few that had not gone dumb from years of oppression. The tin man was a wood chopper named Nick Chopper. And the "wonderful wizard of Oz", if ever oh ever a wiz there was, is NOT one because... he's actually quite evil. He only sent Dorothy to kill the "witch" because she was one of the few that stood to oppose his awful tyrannous reign over the land of Oz. The one thing that was true was Dorothy. She really was the small and meek. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.......... | | |
| Be carefulNobody start any fires today! There aren't any firemen at the fire department. They're all out in the middle of the streets holding their boots, so nobody will be able to come help you!!! So everybody be real careful!  | | |
| How to be beautifulFor attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run her fingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. | | |
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