Just a little crazy something.....
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now your sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now your sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault my fault
I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
With first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin
Who love booze and alternative music
Told me she was goin back into using again
I said Wait, first try this hallucinogen
It's better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin
C'mere let's go in here Who's in the den?
It's me and Kelly!
My bad let's try another room
I don't trust you!
Shut up slut! Chew up this mushroom
This'll help you get in touch with your roots
We'll get barefoot, buttnaked, and run in the woods
Oh hell, I might as well try em, this party is so drab
Oh dag!
What?
I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag!
Huh?!
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now your sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now your sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault my fault
Yo Sue!
Get away from me, I don't know you
Oh shoot she's tripping
I need to go puke
I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature
Susan stop cryin I don't hate ya
The world's not against you I'm sorry your father raped you
So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth?
That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz out
She said Help me I think I'm havin a seisure!
I said I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin my t-shirt
Would you calm down you're startin to scare me
She said I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook
I'm over here Sue you're talkin to the plant, look
We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late
Cause I never seen noone eat as many shrooms as you ate
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now your sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now your sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault my fault
Susan where you goin? You better be careful
Leave me alone dad I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled
I'm not your dad quit tryin to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors before you do somethin dumb
I'll be right back just chill baby please?
I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these
John, where's Dave at before I bash you?
He's in the bathroom I think he's takin a crap dude
Dave! Pull up your pants we need an ambulance
There's a girl upstairs talking to plants chopping her hair off
And there's only two days left of Spring Break
How long do these things take to wear off?
Well it depends on how may you had
I took three she ate the other twenty-two caps
Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs drinkin Lysol
She's gonna die dude
I know and it's my fault!
My god!
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now your sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now your sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault my fault
My God, I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up!
Please! Please wake up! What are you doing?!
You're not dead! You're not dead!
I know you're not dead! Oh my God!
Susan wake up! Oh God...
-Eminem | 
