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| where are my hoes?? my head feels like i have diarea in it....... ow.. | | |
| ah well, i try not to put serious posts here, but this will be a first... im here at home, bored, all i do is work and fucking sleep.... this is gay, i wanna go out and do shit but no ones home and the girl i want to spend my days off with puts me off, its gay... well on the lighter side, i have a day off, and with the money i get from work imma buy a pirate ship and go plunder and swashbuckle everyone and everything in my path, yep. | | |
| well, i made some good friends this year and then i made some loser friends, you know who you are. ill probally lose contact with the few of you on here, but its for the better because you all smell like diarea.
Andrew | | |
| arrrrrr, be tis a good long voyage since i put in me last captains log, i misssed ye.... friday, march 25, 1789. it was a long voyage. me crew was growing ill for being out at sea for more than 6 months and have began dressing up like sissy girly men, but none of them look good for none have yet managed to fit in them. I, on the other hand, have maintained me sane-ness by giving myself high hopes of lands filled with nothing but pirate booty (both types) and gorrilas, for which i can swordfight and swashbuckle everyday.
yours truly, Captain Jargin | | |
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