this entry is dedicated to the dumbest song on radio right now.....black eyed peas..My Hump.....lyrics can be found below..........I LOVE this song

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’
Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Se7en Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t taken
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If u touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps x3
In the back and in the front.
My lovin’ got u,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

Currently Reading The Gummi Bear Counting Book By Lindley Boegehold see related

i was thinking about the days when we ALL had bowl haircuts and wedges.......back in the day, i had long hair - enough to create the infamous "wave" overgelled hairstyle of the 80's and 90's. unfortunately, i never had cool asian style "bangs" like those gangbangers weldon and wic.....

one day, my dad gets this ingenious idea to cut my hair because the 8 dollar cuts at SuperCuts were eating into our families bottom line. but my dad doesn't cut my hair with a pair of scissors - he decides to borrow his friends now famous FlowBee. Does anyone here know what a Flowbee is? if not, its a haircutting system that uses a spinning blade thing-a-ma-jig and attaches to a vaccum to ease in clean up.....anyways, my dad proceeds to cut my hair and my cool bowl hair cut ends up all busted up - much like the thief from weldons party.

Just in case anyone cares, here's an awesome pic of the FlowBee in action, courtesy of some guy from the 80's......he needs to use the FlowBee on that thick 'stache..

if anyone is interested in purchasing the FlowBee, it can be purchased here.

hope everyones final four bracket is as screwed up as mine is.

here's a quick update on how things are going:

1. I work for Accenture as a consultant

2. I eat fast food everyday

3. Item 1 is directly related to Item 2

4. My first project is in St. Louis for Charter Communication. I'm actually here in St. Louis right now eating some McDonalds with Nelly.

and here's a quick trivia question for ya:

If a=b and b=c, what is the brand of the watch shown on the famous show 60 mins?? Answer can be found be clicking here.