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Name: Ben "Hammer of THOR"
Birthday: 4/2/1987
Gender: Male
Interests: Bass, Doing it, Combos, hitting stuff, suburbans, geos, politics, world peace, Ralph "the main man" Nader, Kicking you in the balls, our lord and savior samsonite
Expertise: Kicking/punching four people in the balls at once utilizing the starfish. Raiding cruise ships, killing civilians, splitting a nucleus.
Occupation: Military
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Member Since:
4/6/2005
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| CUCUMBER ROCKET JUICETake it or leave it, fall is here. My favorite month is coincidentally October. What better time of year? I mean really, it's baseball playoffs, football is well into the swing of things, the new hockey season starts, hunting is on, the colors turn, the weather's beautiful, etc. You get the point, it's my time of year. But I hate to say, that at the same time, the adult in me has caught up to my usual euphoria. I have now begun to think about the winter to come, the cold, the drought, the depression. I now also realize that the reason I remember liking winter when I was a child, was because those were wetter years. Because, it's not the snow that I hate, if there's snow I like winter. It's the cold, desolate, windy "Fuck you if you come outside" atmosphere that I dread. But, this year is looking up, there has been a good amount of moisture this fall yet so far, and also more unexpectedly a large number of cucumber rocket juice. P.S. I've recently rekindled my romance with ginger ale, as should you. I think that if a large amount of people start drinking it, we may end up seeing it in restaurants, were it belongs. After all, it's tart, refreshing, caffeine-free, and best on the rocks. | | |
| Alright. I don't have anything cool to say beacuse I'm not cool, but I got tired of seeing that really old post, so this is it. I saw "The Break Up" tonight. And I loved/hated it. Vince Vaughn had to try and be all "unpredictable" and end the story in a way that I didn't like. There better be a sequal. Becaue right now I'm feeling lost. War in and live imprisoned. | | |
| Man, I'm sorry, but do you ever get that feeling that you really can't respect anyone else? Like right now, I honestly feel like I am at least 10x better than pretty much everyone else. It really doesn't matter what you may have over me, I'm sort of in that mood right now, where I'll just convince myself that I couldn't possibly be doing anything cooler than I am right now. And no one else could possibly have figured out life any better than me. God, you are so ignorant, I am so great. I am such an asshole. I guess you could say I'm feeling a little synical right now. I guess I'm just trying to say; Do you ever wonder what would happen if everyone really just spit it out? If everyone just said what they meant, and left the jibber jabber at home? I'm so sick of it. Here's today's fun factoid, The Little Penguin, also known as the Blue Penguin is the smallest of the Fucking penguin family at only 16 inches, however, it weighs 87.8 lbs. Where as an emperor penguin is about 46 inches tall, and weighs about 45 lbs. IS that or IS that NOT the single most mind blowing and completly fucked up thing you have ever heard. I read this in "Island" magazine while taking a dump. I seriously hope that they made a typo, beacuse I have read it about 18 times. And it always comes out to that. To bad I am to furious at penguins to double check that on the cyber space, beacuse I have now vowed to exterminate every last one of those god damned disproportionate fucking penguins. ON THIS EARTH, none the less, or is it nonetheless? Fuck you and sit on your platypus platter you fucking god damned dirty ape. | | |
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