The Crystal Conspiracy (by Danae and Faith)

One evening the President and his family and friends were sitting around playing cards, betting for a huge knife that one lucky person would be responsible for during the camping trip they were going to go on soon.

"I won!" yelled the President's oldest daughter, Barbara. Her brother Ryan started protesting loudly. "I'm the oldest!" he yelled, "I should get the knife-- not a girl!" Random Man reached over his hand and tried to comfort him, but that didn't seem to help.

So here's the family.........

..... and their limo driver, Random Man, and their youngest daughter's best friend, Charlie....

... and the foreign exhange student, Ting-a-Ling, and her panda Ding-Dong.

So a couple of days later they all began to pack for the camping trip. Barbara packed every last bag she owned.

Ryan packed everything he owned, also.

Pam packed her things, also, including her 1st place trophy from gymnastics. (She takes it everywhere she goes).

And so they're off...

Little did they know that Paul Bon-Bon, the most notorious robber around, and his side-kick, Gimpy, were following them.

"Yay we're here!" the children cried. Random Man pulled off the road to their camping spot.

After they got the camp site set up, they sat around the campfire talking about the Easter party last Autumn.

"Now what about that thar crystal thang, Mr. President?" asked Ting-a-Ling. They all stopped and stared at her for a second, then all thought to themselves, "What is a Chinese girl doing with such an accent?" Then the President  began discussing the crystal. "Its a big shiny rock thing we found out in the hills of Tall Rock. So we brought it here long ago and hid it."

Meanwhile in the bushes behind them, Paul Bon-Bon and Gimpy listened in carefully. "Now there ya have it, Gimpy. We'll go back to the cave, then you come back tonight and take the President's oldest daughter and we'll make her tell us where the shiny "rock thing" is."
"Yes sir, right away, sir!" Gimpy squawked.

So they rode off quickly to their cave. "Tonight we shall be rich!" Paul yelled. "I can finally buy that model airplane I've been wantin' for so long!" Gimpy exclaimed.

That night as everyone at the camp site slept, Gimpy snuck into the girl's tent in search of Barbara. Charlie and Pam screamed, awakening Barbara from her slumber.

"Gotcha!" Gimpy yelled in the midst of the screaming girls.
Gimpy yanks Barbara up to her feet, as Charlie and Pam continue to scream. When Pam saw her sister yanked to her feet by a strange, yet dolt man, she began to scream ever louder.
"Don't take my sister, you meanie head!" she cried out, "Or I'll get my papa!"
Gimpy shushed her and said, "If you'll be quiet, you can come with me and I'll give you a pony!"
Pam squealed with delight, "A PONY! I GET A PONY!" And she agreed.
"Noooo, don't go! He's meeeean!" Charlie wailed as she burst into tears.

The next morning, Random Man went into the girl's tent where he found Charlie crying. Before Random Man could react, Charlie burst into talking and gave all the details about the night before when Barbara and Pam were kidnapped.

Meanwhile, Barbara was getting questioned by Paul Bon-Bon about the crystal. "Now girl, tell me where the shiny rock thing is or you will suffer the consequences." Barbara leaned back and began thinking about the crystal. "ANSWER ME NOW!" Paul yelled.

"You mean the big shiny rock thing we found at Tall Rock?" she asked. Without waiting for his answer, she went into a big description about it, "Its big, shiny, and rock-like!"

As Paul and Barbara discussed every single detail about the crystal, Gimpy was teaching Pam how to ride her new Pony. "I'm going to name him Lollipop!" she announced happily.

Back at the camp site, the President and what was left of his family were searching for Barbara and Pam. "Pam! Barbara!" they all cried. "Barbara, Pam!"

Paul and Barbara were still discussing the crystal, when Barbara decided to wrap up the discussion. "So if you want the shiny rock thing, go get it yourself!" Then she karate chopped him to the ground. "Oh I broke a nail!" she exclaimed, then ran out to where Gimpy and Pam were.

When she found them, she ran up, shoved Gimpy aside, and went to get on Pam's pony, but Pam kicked the pony at the same moment, and they were off!

Paul limped over to his horse, which was standing nearby, and told Gimpy to grab ahold, and they chased after Barbara and Pam. "We are going to get her back!" he yelled as Gimpy was trying to hold on for dear life to the horse's tail.

The President and his family were coming down the road towards Barbara and her pursuer.

Barbara and Pam swerved to the side of the road, the limo barely missing them. Instead, it rammed Paul's horse...

"Mooooooooooommie!" he cried, and landed on a nearby tree. "Oh, I ripped my pants!" he moaned.

So after that little incident at the camp site, the family packed up and headed for the big white shiny home.

When they got home, Paul was put in prison, along with Ting-a-Ling [who was apart of the whole evil plan of Paul's]....

...while Gimpy turned over to the good side and became good friends with Pam and Charlie.

THE END.

The Socks

Once upon a time there was an odd family called, The Socks. They wore socks on their heads to honor their last name.

Meet Papa Sock:

Momma Sock:

Sister and Brother Sock:

The oldest son, Jim Sock:

And the next to oldest, Long John Sock:

They did everything together! Every day they would attempt to lift weights.

They'd go driving everywhere and anywhere on nice days.

They'd even go to the Karaoke Bar and sing they're favorite songs together. "Twinkle twinkle little star! How I wonder what you are! Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky! Twinkle twinkle little star! How I wonder what you are!"

Till one day when Jim Sock looked at himself in the mirror and thought, "I think I'm ready to retire and move to the south."

So with that, he took off his sock. He forgot what his hair had looked like. "Oh, I need a hair cut. Oh well!"

But when he went to tell his family his plans, they all fainted at the sight of his sockless head.

That same day, he said his goodbyes, packed his things, and left the house. The Socks were extremely sad.

Things just weren't the same without Jim. That didn't stop Long John from doing his normal things, though. He decided to attempt weight lifting, but it just didn't feel the same.

Maybe a long drive through the country would make him feel better. But alas, it made him feel worse.

One evening, instead of singing tunes at the Karaoke Bar, he wrote a short poem and recited it for everyone to hear. 
 "I am sad. I am mad. I'm not glad. I feel bad. For without my bro, I feel low."

Meanwhile, down south, Jim was at the beach, thinking about all the memories he had with his family. He started to miss everyone dearly. Plus, he was homeless, living on the beach, because he spent all his money on the flight down. It was time for him to go back home.

While the Socks were watching a movie together, the doorbell rang.

"I'll get it." Long John said. They were expecting the pizza guy.
"WOW! YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE MY BROTHER!" Long John exclaimed. "Mom, dad, the pizza guy looks like Jim!"
But to Long John's surprise, it was Jim.
"Bro, its me! Jim!"

"ITS YOU! ITS REALLY YOU!" Long John said, picking Jim up. "Have you gained weight?"

The family ran to Jim and squeazed him tightly.
"You got a tan!" Mama Sock said.

THE END.

Tator Tot Love (written by well, me... hah)

Kimmy and Kippy spent time at they're grandparents house a lot. But they mostly watched TV. Except this time they were bored with watching TV.
  "There's nothing on!" Kimmy said.
  "Well, the old folks only have 3 channels." Kippy added.

   So they decided to annoy- er uh.... see what grandpa was doing. He wasn't doing much... just sitting there... staring at the wall. And then he asked, "Kids, you look bored. Mind if I tell you about the time your grandmother and I met?" 
  Kimmy and Kippy had no way out of this one.

 "It was a nice spring day and I was taking a walk in the park. And then- I looked over... and there she was! She was a BEAUTY!!!" Grandpa exclaimed.
 "Grandma?" Kimmy asked.
 "No, this HUGE tator tot your grandmother was holding in a red wagon."

 "Did I mention how hungry I was? So I made my way over, and could already smell that them there tator tot. And then I asked her where she got the thing, and she said she made it. So then I said, "Ma'am, its beautiful, and you're not so bad yourself!" And then she asked me if I wanted half of it!"

"You know I couldn't pass this offer up! So then as a way of thanks, I asked if I could pull her around in her little wagon, and she said sure. Plus, this was a way for me to show of my strength... and boy, I really had to use it! Woooooo weeee, she was heavy!"
  "I HEARD THAT!" Grandma said from the kitchen.

  "Then it was getting late, and I walked her home. Well, I pulled her home... and she had to show me how to get there... but I pulled her home."
  "Did you kiiiiiisssss?" Kippy and Kimmy said together.
  "Oh ho ho ho ho ho, no. We stood there for about 10 minutes talking about tator tots."

"So when I got home that night, all I could do was think about her and that tator tot!"

"So the next day I baked her some bread using only pinecones and tree sap, and went to her house. Boy, was she surprised."

"She was so glad to see me again, that she asked if I'd like to take a ride in her red wagon! And I said, "Who's gonna pull it?" And she said, "Oh, I forgot to mention its a magic red wagon!" So off we went!"

"What happened next, grandpa?" Kippy asked.
"Well, we continued our conversation about tator tots. And then somehow it got on the topic of meeting her parents. So she took me back to her house. I was really nervous!"

"But once I met her parents, I knew I wanted them to be my father and mother'n'law.... because all I could smell was tator tots. So I pulled her father to the side and asked for his daughter's hand in marriage. Unfortunately, I had to pay $50,000.00 but she was well worth it."

"So the following night I took her out to dinner, but seeing as though I didn't have any money, we just sat at the table and talked."

"And then I got down on one knee, and said, "Ethel, I love tator tots. You love tator tots, we're perfect for each other. Will you marry me?"

"Did she say yes?" the grandchildren asked.
"Oh, you know how my memory is... I forget those kind of things, so you'll have to ask her yourself. But back to the story. Since I didn't have enough moola to buy an engagement ring, I dug out one of my old horse trophies and gave it to her for a replacement."

"So a week later we got hitched and road off in her red wagon."

 "So onto the honeymoon. We went to Canada and-"
 "Uh, grandpa," Kippy interrupted. "We're kinda hungry. So you can stop with the honeymoon part."
 "Oh, well, I think you're grandmother made you some invisible cookies."
 So they all ran to the kitchen, well, except Grandpa... he kinda.... 'turtled' his way over.... and they ate the uh.... invisible cookies.

THE END.

Bob and the Kid  By: Faith and of course.... her younger sister.

  One evening, Bob was bored. So he went outside and decided to make a new friend. "Hey kid." he said. The kid looked at him with a blank look. "Hey." he replied.
  Bob smiled and said, "Hey kid, you wanna see my monkeys?"
 "Uh.... sure." the curious/confused kid said.

"Whoa... you really do have monkeys!" the kid said in surprise.
 "Yep, my dad and I went to Antartica and found them there." Bob bragged.
 "How'd they get so big?"
 "I feed them 100 bananas each. Every hour."
 "Oh.... so why does that one have a tag on its ear? And the other have one on its side?"
Bob never really answered.

  "So kid, you wanna see my doll collection?" Bob asked.
The kid was confused yet again.
  "You have a doll collection?"
  "Yeah.... don't you?"

"Um, no...." the kid replied while Bob lead him to another room.
 "Really... you should start one!" Bob said with excitement.
 They entered the room where Bob's collection of dolls were displayed.
 "Well, here they are. From left to right we have, Molly, Polly, Dolly, Holly, Mimi, and then Kiki. They are my most prized possesions." Bob said.
 "Hmmm, interesting." the kid observed.

  "So kid, did I mention how good I am with the ladies?" Bob bragged once again. (though we all know he has nothing to brag about).
  "Really? You think you could give me a few pointers and tips?" the kid asked.
 Bob immediately grabbed his keys... and his lucky doll brush (*cough*) and on they went to the mall.

  The minute they arrived, Bob spotted 2 girls who looked to be sisters.

 "Hey kid, I think I spotted our first target. Now, I think they are trying to decide where to eat. Go give that little chick your opinion." Bob said.
  The kid let out a nervous sigh.
 "Hi! I think you should get some pizza. But only once slice cuz I know how you ladies don't want to get fat."

"Excuse me?!" the older one said.
Bob stepped up to help the kid out.
 "You heard the kid.... I feel bad for you girls. Why do you worry so much about getting fat?"
And with that, there was a price to pay.

  A couple minutes later, Bob spotted 2 other girls.
"Ah, hey kid, ask the little dudette if she's gonna get her hair dyed brown because you know how blondes have a bad reputation for being dumb."

  "Hey, are you going to dye your hair?" the kid asked.
The blondes were confused.
 "Why?" they asked.
 "Cuz most blondes are known for being dumb, stupid, not smart... you know." the kid said with a grin.
 Both blondes looked angry.
 "Well, what the kid is trying to say is that you might look better as a brunnette to make your self look smarter!" Bob pitched in.

And we all know what happens next.

  Bob decided to give this one last shot.
"Ok, kid. Look at those 2 hott ladies. They are just waiting for some nice, handsome men like us to talk to them. I'll let you say whatever you want this time."

"Hey! You 2 look like you need some nice, handsome men like me and Bob to sweep you off your feet."
 The 2 girls were annoyed.
 "We heard about you two idiots. Now leave us alone. We're late for a manicure."
 "Don't get them too long," Bob suggested. "Or you'll have a hard time putting your make-up on right. Then you'll complain about it all day-"

But before he could say anything else, well, you know what happens.

 So Bob and the kid gave up. They decided to go back home and play with Bob's dolls.
 "Wow, I really should start a doll collection!" The kid insisted.

THE END.

The Pow Pals (written by: Faith and Olivia)
It was a sun shiny day at the headquarters of the Pow Pals  \/

Inside, the Pow Pals were resting, taking it easy... this WAS their day off. \/

Suddenly, the phone rang. "Hello?" Blondie Babe said. "Oh my gosh... oh my gosh..... oh my GOSH..... you're so evil!." \/

"Who was that?" SuperGuy asked. "It was Luther the Lizard! He grandparentnapped Batboy's grandparents!" Blondie Babe said. "And I was about to make some pizza!" she moaned. "Looks like this is a job for THE POW PALS!" Superguy said. \/

Starring...... Hott Mama USA! \/ "I'm so fine"

MC Bammer! "Yo yo, I'm MC Bammer. Here to get you out of a..... jammer!" \/

Batboy! "I don't have a cape! I love my granny and pappy!" \/

Blondie Babe! "Like totally! I love flowers and shopping!" \/

And...... SuperGuy! "Yes, I know I'm the best." \/

So the Pow Pals  got in a circle. "We can do this, right?" SuperGuy said. "RIGHT!" They replied. "Yo yo, this is gonna be tight, yo." MC Bammer said.

"POW PALS UNITED!" \/

So on they went.... but since they can't fly.... for some reason...... they took their pink limo. \/

Uh.... SuperGuy likes to pretend he's flying... \/

Meanwhile at Luther the Lizard's Lair, he was taking a bubble bath. "I'm evil.... scrubba dub dub. Yes yes, I smell... wait, what are YOU doing in my bathroom?" Oh um...... you're in a story, Luther. "Oooh, then carry on! Scrubba dub dub...." \/

Luther got out of the bathtub as soon as he heard the Pow Pals come in. "Oh great, I was about to shave my legs! Wait... I'm a guy. Nevermind." So he got out, and *cough* put on a towel. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" He said, talking to the Pow Pals. \/

Superguy made his move first. \/

Then Hott Mama USA came into the picture. \/

Blondie Babe did her best move ever. \/

Suddenly, the fighting got better.... MC Bammer even rapped while he fought. "Yo yo, I'm gonna take you down, outa town, all around..... in a nightgown.... wait... I don't wear a nightgown!" \/

Meanwhile, Batboy went to save his grandparents. "GRANNY! PAPPY! ARE YOU OK?" \/

He then untied them and gave them a huge hug. \/

So, after Luther was beat, and the grandparents were saved, the Pow Pals went back to their headquarters to take it easy again. "Yo, our fight was TIGHT!" "Like oh my gosh, I'm like...... so good!" "Whatchoo talkin' bout, honey? I'm Hott Mama USA.... I ama FINE!" "I love my granny and pappy." "I'm still the best." \/

Ahhhh, a day saved by the Pow Pals. \/

Wait.... it's not the end? Oooh. Back at the Lair of Luther the Lizard..... "Oh yay! I'm still alive! Time to shave my legs." \/

THE END.