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The Night of the Missing Freshmen
~-~-~-~-~~-~-~-~-~~-~-~-~-~~-~-~-~-~~-~-~-~-~~-~-~-~-~IT was a cold April night, the 23rd of April to be exact. I wasrelaxing in my dorm, and then came the call from Mike. Come.. Drink..Be Here.. Bring Freshmen.. So me and my roomate did our jobs, callingup freshmen to come, gassing up the car for the drive. After endlesscalls, the count of freshmen came to 6: PJ, Craig, Anthony, Angel, Z,Sandra... and James, he's not a freshmen. All this preparation, andfinally the time came to head out. We had no idea what we were doingall we knew was to follow Kat's car. And so we did, well up to a gasstation for a quick beer pickup. And then off we went, Down I-35.. Down290.. Left we turned, snaking through the neighborhood, and stopped infront of the house.. we could have turned back, but we dare not for theconsequences seemed much worse at the time...
IN the house, we saw many familiar faces. However, as we exchangedgreetings, we were told to get ready to shotgun.. the first of manythat night.. And down it went.. First went to PJ, and his prize.. A 40of Olde English. Share the wealth he did as everyone partook in helpingfinish the 40. After many cigarettes were lit, and many beers wereshotgun, we went on a "field trip". Angel followed Flush as they drovearound looking for their destination.. They swerved every which way andturned into dark streets.. no one knew where we were. But before westarted up again, it was time for a rest stop.. 10 or so peoplestanding on the side of a dimly lit road, pissing.. Back in ourrespected cars we went, until the head of the pack found an abandonedhouse and told us to go in it.. We had no idea how to get in and wewent around looking. Anthony punches a window.. blood drips.. glassshatters.. a "what the fuck" expression appeared on Me and Mike's face.Finally, after minutes of traversing the property, we found anentrance.. Slowly we entered for we had no idea what was in it..nothing.. we break the front door to exit, someone goes through thewindow.. and we head back to the house..
ON the way back, Sandra gets a text from her boyfriend, herex-boyfriend.. someone.. When we get to the house she calls him. Therest of us play waterfall. What is waterfall?? WELLL You can't stopstill she stops, he cant stop till she stops, he cant stop til hestops... you get the picture.. After many bathroom breaks, the game wasover, and Flush was hungry.
WE scrounged through the kitchen.. french fries.. hmm easy enough..seasoned and salted and away in the oven they went.. the phoneconversation with Sandra becomes dramatic, he is coming to Jester tosee her.. She must get back.. Fries done.. everyone enjoys.. Sandra andAngel take the car keys and leave.. fries are done.. Pj calls and tellsthem to come back.. they don't.. Pj calls again and yells at them tocome back.. they dont.. Sandra calls.. theyre turning around.. Sandragets out of the car, and runs to a gas station.. Angel leaves her thereand comes back to the house.. Arriving outside, PJ tells her to comeback inside.. she comes inside.. puts the keys on the pool table.. andpromptly exits.. fuck.. Z amazed that nobody tried to stop her goesafter her.. fuck.. 3 Freshmen Missing.. Flush decides its time to goand look for them.. We peruse through the neighborhood.. one found..WTF.. are you yelling at me?.. get out of my car.. get out of my f'ingcar now.. Second one found by the sign.. She has a ride coming to gether.. I stay in my car.. freshmen try to come for her.. I can't leavethem there so i wait for her ride.. Eventually it comes, and we headback to campus.. Drive by the gas station.. Sandra is nowhere to beseen.. at this time I don't care.. It turns out her boyfriend went topick her up.. Everything was okay.. Three freshmen lost.. threefreshmen found.. And so we return to campus, a little bit wiser, but wewill never forget what happened that night
-Transcribed July 08, 2005 |
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