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| I'm sure you'll all be so sad to know that I'm quitting xanga. Yes, I know, it's a sad day right? Pssht. Anyway, I'm moving to facebook because that's just gotta be the way cool thing to do. But I suppose I shall leave you with these words of wisdom
1. The Beatles dominate all
2. Sweater vests are the way hottest thing since sunburn. Wear them to become an instant sexpot.
3. Angler fish are cool no matter what they say
4. The STROKES are coming to Tulsa get it through your skull we're going.
5. Johnny Depp and I are destined to be together. And at the end of that I'll move on to D-Rad. THEN when that's all said and done I'll travel back to the mid eighties and jump on John Cusack. Hahaha just kidding. Kinda.
6. All you need is love. Badadadada. All you need is love. BADADADA. All you need is love, love. Love is al you need.
7. Ice Nine ... they are my fave.
8. Shake that Laffy Taffy.
9. How do you get a baby alien to go to sleep?
10. You rocket.
11. I love you all so dearly I can't even say. You should follow me to facebook.
Peace Out. | | |
| Did I already tell you guys that if I don this stinkin essay contest and I win then I get to be on the OPRAH show? That is Oprah in case you missed it the first time.
Listen next weekend we are gonna go sight seeing. As if we were out of towners visiting this Tulsa town. Tulsy Tulsy Tulsy.
DUH! The STROKES are coming to Tulsa on MARCH 11 (aka Megan's date of birth). We are going or don't talk to me.
Listen to my brother's story about French exchange students: they wrote letters to his French class and this is what they said ...
"I want to come to America because it is big and there are lots of sky crappers."
"I smell myself good. I don't smell myself in front of the console and I especially don't smell myself good at night." Just to let you know, the French verb for smell is also the verb for touch. Meaning, he could have gotten lost in the translation of saying, "I touch myself good. I don't touch myself in front of the console. I especially don't touch myself good at night." OMG that makes me laugh my pants practically off.
"I like horses. Your name is Kytho." WHAT? I don't even know what that Frenchie was trying to say. My name is not Kytho.
Oh the French! My French name is LATIFAH. How cool is that? Too cool for school, that's how cool.
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| Lalala. Is it weird that I am suddenly in the mood for rap music? I thought that this sort of stuff was supposed to put you in the mood for let's go brood in the corner music. But apparently not. Say what?
Bluh this is mildly sucktastic. Only kidding only kidding. We all know I am one of those goddess types. You know. The kind who like gets all resilient on you and takes over the world and then guys are like, "Crap. She is owning me." And I am like, "That's right."
But of course I am at Liz Robinson's house because where else would I go? We have those rings that call to each other and when we put them together water spurts out and we become captain planet. That's all the power you were looking for. Right there.
MWAH. Love you all! | | |
| Whoa you guys Xanga has like gone through a transformation since I've updated. What in the world?
Okay listen. I think we should all go to Honduras this summer on this mission trip thingy that I found. You have to put together a work team and you can have 15 people so you chillins should all come. And the more people you have the less expensive it is. And we could make money for it and stuff so that we don't have to pay for it solely out of the insides of our pockets! And the best part is, we get to decide when we wanna go and how much time we want to spend there. And you build stuff and paint stuff and play with the kids and it sounds really amazing. Yeah you are all coming with me and I'll just torture you into it if I have to. But I shouldn't have to. Anyway, the website is www.elhogar.org. LOOK at it and tell me what you think. I know that it sounds like it could get really expensive, but not if I get all crafty on your butt and we raise the money! Ohgoodnessgracious, child. Think about it. For seriously.
All right now. Jr. Research. I've heard of it ... it kind of rings a bell.
Bleh I am sick I don't wanna do no stinkin' Jr. Research. Precisely who came up with this idea? Fugheddaboudit. Whatsamattaforyou, ah? That's right. I'm Italian. No, actually that would be my dear friend Sarah who has you all under her watch. So yous just watch yo back, on dis, de day of my daughta's weddin.
MWAH! | | |
| I am slightly disappointed. And disappointed is worse than being mad. Because it means that you've lost your faith in people. Pretty sad, I must say.
But you know there's always room to become undisappointed. Like I said, that's why they call it doing something stupid. Because it's stupid.
Roar. This Ben Folds song is so hilarious to me. And if you edited it it'd be even more hilarious because it wouldn't even be comprehensible. b---es ain't s--t but h-s and tricks. Haha. Those aren't words.
Love you guys. Cheerio, then. | | |
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