Dear UPS guy, Today is 5/7/08. you made your first attempt to deliver 1 package at a time between 10:30 am and 2:00 pm and have been unsuccessful. You will try again on 5/8/08 at a time between 10:30 am and 2:00 pm. You, my good sir, are an idiot. It should be quite evident that unlike many individuals who have made headway in the competitive and cutthroat industry of parcel delivery, there are those of us who do not have housewives or depressed elderly parents who are home all day to wait for the package. It would be much appreciated if you would deliver the package at a time that is convenient for me to be at home, namely, after 5. Unfortunately, you will try again another 2 times, during which I cannot pick up said package from the UPS center. I appreciate the thought that you have placed into designing your system, and your dedication to deliver my packages to me between 10:30 and 2 on weekdays....again....and again....and again....and again. But please. just give me my damn package. Sincerely, Guy with shit to do.
i think it's probably because i'm taking neuro right now, but i thought this video was the funniest thing. i didn't think this was funny when i saw it as a a kid though...
as the hours wind down to my last final of the quarter, Organ Physiology, i star at this stack of paper, and realize...holy shit , i've got 100 pages of handwritten notes...that i still hope to get through in the next 2 hours. Do-able? hope so. medical school isn't fun anymore. i want to go home. this has all been really stressful, and makes me wonder why i didn't just become an engineer. now i'm just as stressed out as the people in finance, except i don't make any money
it saddens me that xanga is dying. i guess most of us have grown out of it? or maybe just rely on facebook too much. i look at my posts, the forum for my ravings and complainings about ..high school...college...and now medical school. and when i reflect on that notion, the only profound realization i come across is...i do a lot of complaining:-\