Hey Y'all.

Connected again ( but for how long I wudn't like to say ). I'd say its been a crazy few weeks. Hard work for uni, the old police jazz is starting to get on my nerves, I dont know why I cant just arrest someone coz I want to. Anyway, I'm looking forward to moving out ( even if it is with uggers rowdan and sam ). Gonna look at some abodes later on. I think it'll be fun. This whole moving out experience has taught me alot, not least how much estate agents are like second hand car salesmen , I guess all sales men are the same really " THIS HOUSE GREAT DEAL!!! YOU WILL LOVE IT!! Oh, this room is locked... ITS THE BIGGEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE! HAS FOOTBALL FIELD AND JACUZZI!" not exactly trustworthy.

Hope everyone is okey dokey, having lots of fun. see you all soon. luv ME xxxxxxxx

Hello all!

How we all getting along then? Every1 enjoying themselves? Good! Not an awful lot has happened since I last recieved a penny for my thoughts ( thanx for the generous tip ). I am now aa qualified first aider, lol. Watch out, No one do a Eustace, I don't wanna be doing chest compressions on no1! Well I learned first aid of Paramedic Dave ( I forgot his real name ). He was an absolute nutter.

He looked exactly like this guy ( except he was old, fat, ginger and snorted when he laughed ). Anyway, about Dave, he told us some of his stories during our training, to give us an idea of what to expect. He liked to hurt people when he worked, for example, if he found a drunk man asleep ( Thommo for example ) he would first rub the knuckes along their sternum really hard ( try it out, it hurts like hell). If the man was still unconcious, it wasnt that he really might need help, it was an opportunity to try out some more techniques, such pushing a pen onto the fingernail and pushing down hard or squeezing his testicles until he woke up. Owchy for the guys there! he also told us about a man he took to the hospital where he shocked him, brought him back to life... only for a "young and excitable nurse, caught up in the moment" to shock him again and kill him! With a story like that, I knew I had to use something impressive, so I told the story of Healen stealing the heart from science and putting it in Hodgekisses car exaust. A story I've heard many times. It went down well.  Anyway I'll leave u now with a quote from a truely great film: "Auntie Em- Hate you, hate Kansas, taking dog. Dorothy"

Lions and tigers and bears... ( altogether now ) OH MY

Shmae fy cariads!

Right, nuff of that cach. Long time no see crew. Missin wbc seriiiiiious! Not much happening really. I had a fun interactive assessment last week. Basically I had to go into a room for 5 mins (a long time when the other people are being unhelpful) and deal with whatever situation is there. I had to do 5 rooms. I said " Hello, my name is PC Curtin (rofl) and what appears to be the problem?" I thought it was a good start but 2 men shouted at me, one woman was nearly in tears and the other was going on about some little man who stole her bag and WHAT WAS I GOING TO DO ABOUT IT???!!!" The worst was a skin head ( kind of like uggers in the old days ) who threw a firework ( kind of like uggers again ) and he wouldn't give me his name. So I arrested him, he was sooo annoying.

 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Gala-okee ( the worst play on words ever) is gonna have to be done when every1 gets home. Febreze wont stand a chance.

Can't wait to see every1. Hope your all ok. ( especially Thommo who wasn't in the best way Friday night, lol )

 See you all soon. Stevie J's party sounds like theres gonna be a riot!!!!

Luvs ya all

PC Curtin xxxxxxx

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Hiya Dave)

Well well well. I bet you didn't expect to hear from me. My my my, how things have changed from my last update!!!

In short:

• turned 18
• passed driving test
• pulled out of moving out ( sorry guys )
• bought car ( rupert )

( is it just me or does that look a bit like G's misses?)

• got into uni..... I is gonna be a copper.

(you know that cop is 3 seconds away from kicking that w***a's ass!!!)

• I quit my job as evnin receptionist for UWIC

(yeah right)

• I also recently went through a horrible ordeal of being stalked by a scary man, those who know about this know, those who dnt..... im not going thru it!

More reasont news....  I toed Dan's heap of a car ( no offence ) from LLANRUMNEY down the duel carriageway to home, not the smootest ride I've experienced, as I'm sure all involved will agree. Never again.

Big shout out ( like the radio ) to all those who left 4 uni, missing u guys more than u know! Peet, hope everything is hokey dokey, cant wait to c u. Cash, stay coooool mr smooth, bring back a cockney gewl! Thommo, missing u soooooooo much, Caerphilly's crime rate has dropped dramatically, can't wait for u to return, boost the ratings. Eustace, bring me back a big knife ( or 1 of the "willing" ladies youve met, i heard about that and im not impressed!). Ben, can't wait to see u, sounds like your having a whale of a time. bring home hannah, every1s dying to meet her . Stevie J, your the man, I should imagine all of the ladies will be pining after you, have you had as much luck as Eustace and Ben? I hope you're all gonna be back soon. Also hellloooooooo to Pooley, u sexy thing u, James Lee the instructer/dentist who gives all these professions a bad name for sexual harrassment claims, and carter "craig" (sorry i just heard the story tonight, he he he he)

I hope i didnt miss anyone out, if i did then im soooo sorry, not intentional. just put it down to me being..... well me. Thats all from me folks, chat 2 you in another 6 months.

luv Fran xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx