| bAnAnA wooo! i just lost my heart.. someone stole it ... cause cause! MY daddy ripped it out of my skin. it is so not kewlie. i NEED tha to put it back ASAP. fool!
Tommorrrrrrrrrrrow... is my Bi-day!
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| ha ha ha ha ha................i'm back!!!! i was gone so long, but i again walk on the planet. i gots many many many new stories to tell u people. while i was gone, i lost my leg. yes, my leg. mow i only have one. i buried it. it is now in my backyard. when i was burying this, i saw something pop. it was...............................................................................................................a BIRD!!!!! yes a bird!!!. i don't know how or why. but it really did pop. feathers were flying everywhere. i took the feathers and stuffed it into this guy's outh that i saw walking bye. he was like the fuck are you doing. and i was like uhh....trying to clean up my yard duh. he got on my nerves so i took this axe i saw laying on the ground and chopped his head off. mwhahahaha. |
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| last week i had to go back to hell cause of some circumstance that involved umm.....things. now i'm back. i havent really been getting enough blood, i'll be going around to get some. blood......must drink blood...... |
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| Hmph...i want to eat a bird Right Now!!!! Hey look its A monkey hanging on the tree eating a banana.*bang bang* oops i shut him down *haha* now i'm going to cook him. |
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| i once tripped over a ballon and i went flying. along the way, a bird flew near me and went " ha ha." that was mean. so i reached out and choked the thing. ha ha!! now whose laughing!! |
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