My birthday today. And I'm still at work.. Dang.

What a great day.

The sun is shining, my girlfriend has the day off..

And I'm at work.

Right..

It has been a hard week..

But today it’s Friday again. It looks like I’ve been away the whole week, right? Well.. It’s not true. I actually didn’t get into Xanga before now! Something with the IP.. Bah.. I’m here now, right? And today I’m probably buying myself a GREAT birthday present. A house. Yup, you got that right. I’m buying a house. About 160 000$.. Yay. And 20 years of payback.. Damn! My birthday isn’t until Monday, but still.. Me and my girlfriend get to move in the 1^st of August. It’s nice to have a house of your own, right? Not doing that fu’ing renting-thing. I pay 5000$ a year for renting.. Now I get to pay 9000$ for owning.. Great!!

And the paintball is going great. I have great difficulties walking.. Got one right in the nuts two days ago. I can still taste the blood in my mouth..

Things are going great! I get to have sex today, tomorrow and even on Sunday. My girlfriend told me today.. Yay, is it Christmas? No, it would have been snow outside.. Is it my birthday? No, not this weekend! That's next week.. You think she maybe want kids?! Oh god..

She wants kids!! OMFG..

Kids, from they are 0 to 4 all they do is poop, puke, scream and put strange objeckts into my VCR.. Yay, do I want that!? "Sorry hun, we can't watch the video we rented, cause little shitty bitty baby is watching the last fucking pizza slice that you left on the table!!" Awwaight..

And you know, when they get older, they steal all the goods in your bar, gets hammered and screw the girl next door. Or her mummy.. Damnit! No, I didn't do that! But it's a brand new world out there! And kids are insane!!

I think I'll sleep over at work.. All weekend.

My bird-striking rampage has begun again!

I’m really glad that the “Three strikes and you’re out” thing doesn’t include hitting birds when I’m driving. ‘Cause I’d be doing time now.. And I mean TIME. What is it with these birds anyway? It’s spring, damnit! No need to commit suicide for that reason. Animals are supposed to become happy and screw around in the bushes. Not jump from trees and bushes and get splattered all over my car… The last thing going through today’s bird, was probably his or hers asshole. They go 90 miles an hour down a dead end road… And leave me with a banged up car with blood and bird doo doo all over. Damnit!

I’ve started a Paintball Club now!

We’d been talking about it for quite some time, and two days ago I decided to do something about it. I scrambled together 12-14 guys and told them I’d negotiated a good price on a Tippman 98 Custom with air system. (Check that beauty..)

And the price? Well, with a Scott Thermal mask with double glass, a 20oz bottle and 2000 Paintballs, we reached 300$! (The Tippman alone costs 200$ in USA.. And this is Norway!) Nice… It’s gona be lots of fun shooting at my friends!

Ok, I know it’s not politically correct to run about shooting and screaming, but then again, who gives a flying f…. anyway?