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hey-yo!  what's goin on?  nm!  U?  SHWEET!  holy crap, i finaly saved up enough money last monday for a pair of birkinstocks!  they are SO cool!  and awesome!!!!!!!!o!h !!no!!!!!!!my!!!explem!!ation!!!!poin!t!!!!butt!on!!!!!!is!!!!broke!!n!!!!!!!!!!!    

yay, it's fixed. remind me to thank the coconut children.  what would i do without those souls?  i donut even know!  okokokokokok, waffle decomposion operation: GO update!!!  i have 3.7 people who have said they will be on my team!  it is called the "waffles is going down like cocoos."  we have a blog ring too.   there is a link for it toward the bottom of this page on the left.  JOIN, friends!  that would b Ub3R Aw350mE.  ROFLMCO!    hmmm....i'm going to think of different words to go with "ROFLMCO."   hmmmm....k, instead of "Rolling on floor laughing my cheeks off,"  it will be "Rolling on floor making candy oranges!"  YEAH!  hold on one moment, i've go to tell the combat chuck my shuper shweet anagram.        ......ok back.  i hate mood swings ever so muchy.  ever ever so much.  the ol' chuckosaurus was laughing one split second, and then the next, he smacked me on my tummy button!  owww....it feels like that one time he told me to jump off of my swing set and land in the creek.  when he said "jump off" i thought he meant, "land flat on my tummy button."  there was a lasting purpleish-brown mark there for weeks!  belly dancing class was absolutely dreadfull.....but that's a different story.  k well, i need to go sweep the living room carpet.  bye!  BYE!

   love in every waking heartbeat,      

                                               Friend the Fred

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hello friends!  it's been SOOOO long!  i... i just dont know what's gotten into me...  wait, yes i do.  i forgot  i was on an anti-waffles anonoymous club organization prgrum in AUCOPOCO!  ii'm the president  i feel so special.   see, i would have the little smiling, pearly whites guy, but it wont work. :P  Let's see....what else is new...   uhm...oh ya! wait nevermind.  can you wait like, uhm...3 minutes?  thanks! i have 2 go 2 the bafroom. 

k :P  backsz.  ok, now 4 the big news, combat chuck has decided to coach a junior varsity, koala bear basketball team!  see, ever since he saw the censored version of "coach carter" completely moved him.  OH!  goos wat!  i finaly received some mustache glands!  just like, 5 3/6 more years, and i can impress people with my bushy 'STACHE!  i can't wait i cant wait i cant wait!!  lol0rs!  ok well, i should go and help the combat chuck get his little nike shox on!  he bought them from kid's journey's!  thier like size -1!  i need to keep my laugh attacks from...overflowing.   :D   ok well, i hope you all have a pleasntfull night sleep!  and remember, i'm just a teardrop away.

love to the fullest of a dog's bark,

          -Friend the Fred

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1:34 pm

hello fans!  sorryi havn't written in over a month!!  the combat chuck stole my palm-pilot!  rotten chipmunk!-i mean squirrel!  honestly, the waffle quest has not been going to well.  no one ever listens to me except for a couple friends at the nursing home.  cobat chuck helps me out with my campains whenever he's not playingshuffel board with the coconut children.  so, how was you guys independance time?  mine was grand!  grand as the grandest marshmallow peep!  you should've seen all of the bottle rickets i sent of!  u c, combat chuck, the coconut children and i had a huge bottle rocket party!  we saw black cats on sale 50% off.  dont worry.  we didn't buy them.  that' has to be the most proudest moment in my whole life.   well, maby second place next to the time when i consumed 2.6 days worth of ketchup in 1.6 days!  but that's another story.  anyways, combat chuck is on a date with his lady-type right now so i am pretty bored.  usualy we spend the day skipping rocs and singing festive songs for the neighbors.  combat chuck thinks this journal is a waste of time.  do you friends think that too?  i dont.  well, i had better get on the road again.  kmart: sale, isle 2.  BYE!!

i love you!

       -Freindy freddy

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11:40 AM

HI!   Malibu is going great!  I even met a couple of people who completely believe what I am saying about waffles!  TREMENDOUS!!   oh gosh, i am so happy right now.  Like the music?  Yeah, I finaly found a code for jesse mcCartney!  Can he sing or WHAT?  Combat chuck and I were in sykcronized swimming team try-outs.  I didn'y make it. -_-'  But combat chuck did!  Now i get V.I.P. passes backstage to meet the rest of the team!  OH YEAH!  Yeah, life is going pretty good for me right about now.  Not a whole lot of people have been leaving me comments anymore.  PLEASE!  do so!  i love your comments.  It's great to hear from friends!  I went swimming with dolfins today!   have i told you that i can understand dolphins?  yeah, i can!   something i picked up as a small chap.   The dolphins and I today were singing the utah state song.  I wish i had my camcorder.  It really was a quite riveting moment.  I stepped into a mcdonalds today and all the suddon, a guy in a big bird suit comes runing out of the kitchen and says, "Your Friend the Fred, arn't you?"   I meow, "from my head to my toes." he looks at my shirt and he says, "waffles DO kill."   then he runs out.   My shirt says, "audio to utah!"  that picture is out-dated!  yeah, combat chuck wanted my old tshirt.  We shrunk it in the wash but it was STill too BIG!  ok, well i really should be going...   I have tap dancing lessons.    ...aaaaaaand marytylermoorrisonafterthat.  soooo  BYE FRIENDS!

Globs of love,

    -Friend the Fred

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3:51 PM

HELLO!  the combat chuck and I are going to MALIBU!  YEAH!  OH, i can just think of the possibilities!  First, we're going to disney world, then, we going to learn some synchronized swimming, then, I'M going to coach a beach volleyball team!   GLORY!  Well, anyways, Yesterday, i held another anti-waffles ceminare at the shoelace factory.   The only people there were people from a nursing home on a field trip.  They didn't like me.  They said i need to get my eyes straitened.   they dont do that all the time!  It's heretitary!  Has anyone besides me been watching american idol?  Ruban should've won!   omg i can NOT believe BO won!   holly fish-lickers.well, i really should be going.  I'm trying to learn how to ride this cool trycycle i found in a dumpster.  BYE! BYe! Bye! bye! bye by b

I love you and I dont care who knows it!

-Friend the Fred