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Saturday, April 10, 2004

Happy (almost) Easter!

Here's another poem for you!

         I woke up this morning and saw my sister

         She was holding the duck tape and said,"get ready for a blister"

         I was really scared and started to scream

         But I didn't scream for long because she was giving me a taping

         Yes, on my mouth I know, it sounds bad

          but I had a plan to later make her mad

          so I let her wrap me in tons of tape

          and I laughed and thought,"this is gonna be great"

          I can not wait to let her see

          how it is to be me

          but I had another plan that I would make it hurt

          she would try to scream for help, but it just wouldn't work

          so later, I decided to use my plan

          I simply said,"would you like a taping, ma'am?"

          and you'll never believe the answer I got

          she said,"well, sure, I guess why not?"

          So I taped that girl up as tight as I could

          and she said,"wow, you're doing really good"

          and I thought in my head I really bet

          that she is really gonna regret

          so when I was done, I said,"get up, hon"

          really try your best to run, run, run

          so she got up and ran as fast as she could

          and I was amazed 'cause she really did good

          well my plan really stunk

          it was junk from the dump

          but next time, I'll try my hardest to think

          of a plan that really will not stink

                         THE END

                                                               -the Funky Blue Monkey

 

 

 


Thursday, April 08, 2004

Hello, I 'm bored, how are you?

As you can tell, I'm feeling kind of blue

Well, that might be because I'm the funky blue monkey

But really, it's just that I'm really quite spunky

I mean spunky in a good way, not a funky kind of spunky

But maybe it is funky 'cause I'm the funky blue monkey

But anyway, I just wanted to tell you

the feeling I feel of feeling blue   

                                                     -the Funky Blue Monkey

                                    

                                          

 


Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Hi, I'm bored again.  I just saw "The Haunted Mansion" with my cousin and it was really cool.  My cousin got scared and ran out of the movie theater.  Well, See ya' lata'

P.S. Just kidin' My cousin liked the movie. BYE!


Monday, March 08, 2004

Caution: This, which you are about to see is rated R for a lot of language. Parents strongly cautioned!   http://www.cobud.com/v/whereismychange.wmv

 Whatever! Just be careful and watch the show.  Tootleoo!


today i just made my first xanga and just wanted to say hi to anybody who'll read this

later yall



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