Happy (almost) Easter!
Here's another poem for you!
I woke up this morning and saw my sister
She was holding the duck tape and said,"get ready for a blister"
I was really scared and started to scream
But I didn't scream for long because she was giving me a taping
Yes, on my mouth I know, it sounds bad
but I had a plan to later make her mad
so I let her wrap me in tons of tape
and I laughed and thought,"this is gonna be great"
I can not wait to let her see
how it is to be me
but I had another plan that I would make it hurt
she would try to scream for help, but it just wouldn't work
so later, I decided to use my plan
I simply said,"would you like a taping, ma'am?"
and you'll never believe the answer I got
she said,"well, sure, I guess why not?"
So I taped that girl up as tight as I could
and she said,"wow, you're doing really good"
and I thought in my head I really bet
that she is really gonna regret
so when I was done, I said,"get up, hon"
really try your best to run, run, run
so she got up and ran as fast as she could
and I was amazed 'cause she really did good
well my plan really stunk
it was junk from the dump
but next time, I'll try my hardest to think
of a plan that really will not stink
THE END
-the Funky Blue Monkey
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