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Ladder Theory.I'm sure most of you experienced a guy/girl liking you, but sadly for him/her, you only consider him/or as a friend. Then maybe your friendship becomes more distant when you find that he has those "feelings" you. I mean after years of calling him "buddy" you think he/she will get the idea. it happened a couple times. but one of them is like my best friend now i could talk to him about anything: games, movies, sex (haha), music, guys i like, and the girls he likes. anyways..
Let's analyze the ladder theory..
Ladder Theory Explained. Since everyone you meet has a rating, it is only natural to stack them up on a ladder. A man's ladder would be as follows:
1. Would actively like to fuck
2. Would fuck drunk and admit to it
3. Would fuck drunk and not admit to it
4. Abyss
So it should be self-evident, if you are following this at all, that a guy would want to have sex with the most will be at the top of the ladder. Descending down to the bottom of the ladder they would pass the following people:
1. The people they we really want, who may even be out of their league, are on top
2. Then come the people they like
3. Moving further down they pass the people who they would fuck if we were intoxicated and would admit to doing it later.
4. At the bottom are the people they would fuck drunk, and would lie about doing it later.
Clinging to the bottom are the girls that are dog-face-butt-ugly. These are women so ugly guys would chew your own arm off to get away rather than fuck them. Usually fake teeth, or the loss of several hundred pounds can move a woman up from wolf ugly.
A woman not one, but two ladders. This is because in addition the normal ladder, a woman also has a friends ladder. The friends ladder is where a woman puts guys that she considers "just friends". More to the point where she puts guys who don't get to have sex with her.
The problem arises because a woman never lets a guy know which ladder he is on. Obviously there is a huge difference, or gap between these two ladders. It is in this gap that kisses of death are delivered and intellectual whores are made. All a man can do is "go for it" and make a move on a girl; ask her out, try to kiss her, write her a love note or whatever. If he's on the good ladder fine. If he is on the friends ladder this is a case of ladder jumping. The man is trying to jump the gap from the friends ladder to the real ladder. The girl has two choices at this point: she can let him on the ladder and all is well, or, more likely, she can kick him in the head, and off the ladder. Below is the Abyss and there are no ropes. So the man falls into the Abyss. The Abyss isn't really as bad as it sounds. Mostly it's a period of self-loathing, embarrassment, and of course utter awkwardness with the girl in question if they are talking at all.
To fully illustrate the point I'll now examine some common scenarios and their ladder theory explanations. For purposes of these examples Tom will be our boy and Jane will be out girl.
Scenario 1: Tom meets Jane. She's pretty and seems interesting to talk to. Tom and Jane start hanging out and talking more and more. Tom develops an attraction to Jane, and one day tries to kiss her. Jane tell Tom she doesn't think of him that way and she wants to remain friends. The next few weeks contact between the two falls off. Jane starts fucking an outlaw biker.
Ladder Theory Explanation: Tom met Jane. Tom was immediately placed on the friends ladder. Tom didn't know this. Tom tried to jump ladders. Jane kicked Tom in the head rather than let him on and sent him hurtling to the Abyss below. The oulaw biker was not on her friends ladder (they never are) but rather on her good ladder.
Scenario 2: Tom meets Jane. She's cute and seems smart. After an appropriate amount of time he asks her out on a date. She acccepts and they have what seems to be a perfectly nice date. Tom thinks he has a chance with Jane. He asks her out again. She says no, either explicitly or by never returning his phone call. Tom has no idea what the Hell just happened. Jane starts fucking an unemployed alcoholic.
Ladder Theory Explanation: Jane misrepresented which ladder Tom was on. He thought he was on the good ladder because of her acceptance of the date. Mistake. This led to an unintentional ladder jump. He was kicked into the Abyss. In this situation, Jane often wants to stay friends becasue you are so interesting and funny or some shit like that. If this happens you are most likely an Intellectual Whore. I'm sorry. This is most likely to be a ninja-bitch.
Scenario 3: A girl says any of the following to you:
" "You're like a brother to me"
" "You're like a big teddy bear"
" "I feel like I can talk to you about anything"
" "You're so nice" " "Can you help me with my homework"
Ladder Theory Explanation: You are on the friends ladder. So Sorry.
You can see that a lot of problems can be avoided (though sadly not problem two) by declaring as soon as possible to a girl that you will not be friends under any circumstances. You can explain that she is too attractive or you can be blunt and say you don't want to bend your "friends" over a table and fuck them, but would rather play poker and go to the races with them, thus disqualifying her from friendship. As long as you are clear. This may scare a girl away. But if it does what would you want with such a skittish little twit anyway?
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does my dad have his collar popped?
SUPER GOOD MOVIE :) 
Kind of stupid, but it was good and made me laugh!
Elisha Cuthbert=
Hung out with the family for a while then went to bed..