The Chronicles

This just in, from our number one foreign correspondent (besides Dr. Aikman), Sirk Kosebee, along with Abby’s Cup:

Violence in Cupland!

the bloody regime descended into pinkness.

tragically, the Great Leader was deposed in a ruthless coup.

death and stabbing followed, perpetrated by the secret police.

from Abby’s Cup: “I am the last one left.  Send help!  Please!  Quick!  (not the U.N.)”

[but it doesn’t end there…read on……]

internal violence destroys the Council.

retribution from the international community follows the brutal stabbing of Abby’s Cup.

a tenuous ceasefire ensued.

before they could be executed for crimes against humanity, their own god struck them down in his rage.

……and now you know…”the rest of the story”