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| Report card grades, yet again.
IT Electronics - 92
Honors English4 - 93
MathE - 95
Fitness - 85
Physics2 - 90
Spanish2 - 100
Global4 - 90
Overall - 92.52%
Yep, a 95 on math. This has to be the highest I've ever gotten in that subject. So now I'm a nerd and an Asian.
Deuteronomy 23:14
'For Yahweh your God moves about the camp to protect you and put your enemies at your mercy. Yahweh must not see anything indecent there or he will desert you.'
God does not like the sight of turds. Clean up after yourselves people! | | |
| New profile pic. Obviously.
Here's something from RedvsBlue:
Grif: So now we're forced to work together. How ironic.
Simmons: No, that's not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other.
Donut: No, ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.
Sarge: I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.
Caboose: I think it would be ironic, if everyone was made of iron!
(2 hours later)
Church: Okay. We all agree, that while the current situation, is not totally ironic, the fact that we now have to work together, is odd in an unexpected way, that defies our normal circumstances. Is everybody happy with that?
You know what would be ironic? If "gangsta" and "ghetto" people started speaking and typing like this instead of lyKe diS y0.
I will now attempt to type in such a way: y0 dIs b3 dAv1D nd i lyKes cHiLLin nd sUmTiM3s pWNinG pplZ oHH nd i lyK3 sAyiN nIggUhZ too mAh nIggUhZ nd i luV sEEin mAh owN bAd spEEcH hAbItzzz. f0 sHizzLe yaLL.
Whew that was exhausting and time consuming. So why on earth would these people type in such a way? There is no excuse and no logical explanation, other than that these people have all the time in the world to alternate between lower case and capital letters and occasionally substituting a number for a letter. That or they have decided to develop some sort of secret manner of speech to covertly converse with one another. But please what would people who have their pants down to their ankles have to hide from the rest of society? The world may never know.
If indeed there is a God or almighty being, I pray that these pestilential grammar sinners be enlightened or smited. Preferably smited.
A "gangsta" wearing suspenders? Now that'd be ironic. | | |
| Report card:
IT Cabling - 94
Honors English3 - 95
Math3 - 75
Fitness - 92
Physics1 - 85
Spanish1 - 100
Global3 - 97
Overall: 92.10%
Grades equivalent to that of a nerd? Yes.
Lives up to the Asian stereotype? Not necessarily (see math grade).
Shortest entry ever? Quite possibly. | | |
| Ah, so this is the New Year. Well we shall see if 2006 brings about any marvelous changes. But of course every year is like the last except when stuff like winning a child-oriented contest in a cereal box, actually losing weight by eating Subway sandwiches, or losing your virginity and any of the other random events that could just happen any time.
I realized that most, if not all of my entries are excessively long despite my opening statement of "Well not much to say". So it is fairly safe to say that I have been misleading all of you into thinking that you would be reading a brief entry filled with whatever filler I could use to create some half-baked entry. Instead I end up posting either pictures of Lego characters in Lego situations or needlessly elaborating on simple themes with large words and long sentences, much like what I'm doing right now for instance. Well I'm going to stop before my needless elaborating leads to another excessively long post. Also notice how this entry is nearly a week earlier than my usual updating time. What a way to start the year. | | |
| I know you are all accustomed to my customary "Well not much to say". And on this day, you will not be disappointed. Well there's not much to say. Over two weeks of not updating and a dreary gray Christmas, it's high time that I wrote a new entry.
Instead of whining about my personal life (which is of course, what you are all dying to hear about), I took some pictures (again, not of myself). I took pictures, not of humans, but of the most sensible and likable people on this earth: Lego people.
This particular set of blurry and badly taken photographs are entitled:
ANOTHER SUBSTANDARD PLOT AND CLICHED PLOT TWIST
Starring: Jeff the Substandard Hero
Mr. Smith the Cliched Overprotective Father
Jane the Typical Damsel in Distress
Dirgah the Blatant Ripoff of Hagrid
Jeff: Oh! Hello Mr. Smith. Err, this isn't what it looks like...So...nice weather we're having right? .....Boy this is awkward.
For someone of his advanced age, Mr. Smith could move surprisingly fast. And apparently arthritis had not affected his ability to wield a butchering axe.
As Jeff demonstrates his bravery in an epic struggle with the enraged elderly Mr. Smith, Dirgah comes along and typically kidnaps Jane the Typical Damsel in Distress.
And now in a plot twist that nobody expected, Jeff the Substandard Hero and Mr. Smith the Cliched Overprotective Father must work together. Though we have reason to believe that Jeff might not have been helping of his own free will.
At last after much trials and tribulations, Jeff and Mr. Smith finally reach the stronghold of Dirgah the Blatant Ripoff of Hagrid.
In the climatic battle, Dirgah leaps off the battlements and quickly disposes of Mr. Smith by shoving him into a conveniently placed rock, which cracks his skull.
Standing alone and over the bloody remains of Mr. Smith, Jeff summons up all his courage and declares his resolution in the archetypical hero speech.
But of course, being a Substandard Hero means no stunt double, so despite his heroic resolution, Dirgah wins.
Inevitably Dirgah and Jane "did it". However it turns out that Jane was a carrier of HIV and so Dirgah contracted AIDS and met his immunodeficiency-related demise. Moral of the story: Safe sex means you don't get pwned.
THE END
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