screwed

this one's for ryan

so, this is really just me having diarrhea of the brain for a second.  nothing of substance, i promise.  but, if you are going to to tell me to update, you should as well.  i'm not being a bitch or anything, but i need more than i don't feel good.  come on.  you want a real update give me one. 

love ya!

katie

so, i had another crappy day at work.  damn, i do hate my job.  if i weren't so lazy, i would probably have found another job.  it would be so much easier if someone would just come up to my door and offer me a job.  think about it, people come to the door constantly offering up god or candy, but never once has someone offered a decent paying job.  maybe it's the neighborhood.  it can be a little scary sometimes.  like at night or sometimes when a freak shows up at your door in the afternoon and needs jumper cables and then proceeds to tell you how he wants to kill everyone b/c he's having a bad day, but not you b/c you're nice.  by the way, that didn't make me feel any more at ease.  i don't know.....maybe, i don't want someone to come to my door and offer me a job after all.

here's something i don't understand.  if someone comments on your shit here, why would you delete it?  does a total stranger's opinion matter that much to people that if it isn't all hugs and kisses and rainbows they get rid of it.  i would assume that you would just leave it, but i guess i'm wrong.  what do i know? 

different subject here...the red sox...what are they doing?  i mean seriously the rocket??????  shit, i don't know what they are thinking.  i like clemens about as much as i do a-rod.  what a couple of assholes.  it's going to be an interesting season to say the least. 

ok, i guess i got it all out.  i feel better, and personally that's what really matters....

alright.  i found my dream man.  http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/soulmate/soulmate3.php

too bad i already got married.  entertaining enough test though.  i think i'll take it again later to see what else they have to offer.  i have a feeling that the compatibility test is a sham though.  just a guess, considering daler is the one who came up with it.  (seriously, look it up on the website, if you know or care who daler is.  name's different, but i'd know him anywhere.)   if the goal of this website is to deter women who want a mail order husband, i think they might succeed.  like i said though, it's entertaining.  well, enough for now.......

mail order brides....what a misleading title.  you don't have the opportunity to just thumb through a catalog and order the woman of your choice and have her shipped to your house.  at least not as far as i can tell.  apparently you pay someone to hook you up with some foreign woman's address or email and you can "get to know" her.  http://www.mailorderbrides.com/ or http://www.russianladies.com/weddings1.cfm?vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=

hmm......i tried to look up mail order grooms, but they apparently aren't in as much demand, which is funny when you consider how many women out there are looking for a husband.  for some women, that's all they want.  http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/  time to take the compatibility test....i'll let you know what happens.