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gergapotamus party of 4

Its been a wittle while.  You might ask yourself, "why wasnt gergapotamus near a computer to update his special website", or you might think to yourself "where in the earth is gergapotamus, ive been sitting at my computer since july 18th waiting", or your mean step dad might say to you "what the junk are you doing on zanga for, isnt that for gay people and/or koreans?" This leads me to my next question.  Well, you see Ive been all over the junk the past couple weeks.  Usually a guy that is too busy riding his harley and picking up tens in ocean city is too busy to update a xangler, but you see, im too much of a family man to leave you guys out in the battlefield without an armed rifle, which is the gergapotamus xanger update.

I was in ocean city for like the last 10 days or whatever.  I had a jolly ol time.  The routine was pretty simple everyday.  go to beach, womp my brother, go pick up some tens.  I discovered a cool game on the boards.  It requires 2 folks, and you have to find a lady/man giving out samples.  Once you see one, you already know they are foreign, because thats just common knowledge.  So you say hi to them, and let them say one word, then guess what country there from.  The winner gets an extra piece of sample fudge.   

Another fun game is to be in the ocean and go underwater as fast as you can to make it look like you were really bit in half by some killer animal. It only worked on the small and stupid.  The older and wise knew of the gag. 

Well the reason i went down was for the mile ocean swim race jawn.  The only good part about that was the lifeguards throwing johnsons popcorn out to us.  Everyone was in a big struggle the corn, i realized i was trying to pull the corn out of some 8 year olds hands, so i let him have it.  And by let him have it, i mean another fierce tug.

I saw wedding crashers the other nite.  It was pretty hot.  The only dumb part was i wasnt allowed into the movie.  I brought my school ID with the picture of me like napoleon, so i just said i graduated and stuff.  The ID has organ doner written on it, so that probably bought me some points.  The thing that probably killed me is i said i graduated from abington with a degree.  So Hassan and Dan deck had to get in line to get me a tick.  Then the dumb ladies didnt let them buy again.  So craig had to get in line and the morons didnt see him this time so he got me into the film.

BTW i turned 16 on the third of august.  So im excepting any free presents. I hope i get my permit soon.   Itd be another step closer to being featured in some crazy taxi video game. 

Im expecting sixteen eprops for my birthday HEhe, or ill just take xanga hostage again

Try not showering for a while YOULL FEEL GROSS!

Currently Watching Guns of El Chupacabra By Scott Shaw, Julie Strain, Kevin Eastman, Conrad Brooks, Joe Estevez, Robert Z'Dar see related

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im glad you readers have taken your head out of your new scum harry potter books to read some real magic. 

The life of gergapotamus has been super good this week.

A couple of days ago, Moron Craig hinkle picked i up and went to quiznos sub, to get some of that magic.  If you have ever been to quiznos, you would know that the trays that are served to you look exactly like the shape of the little conversations on the walls of quiznos saying stuff like  "mmmmm why are quiznos subs so delish?" and the next box says like "oh i dont know, because they just are!"  Since me and craig are masterminded, we ordered talking with the super duper trays next to our heads!  The man behind the counter understood the humor, so no awkward moments happened like that moron subway girl i told you about before.

BITTER BOB

Sad Samantha

FRUSTRATED FRANK

umm like 2 nites ago umm  i went to renzis pad with otis and craig and hassan and friends.  I lowered myself down on my points scale because i found myself sitting through 2 hours of a 'lifetime original film'. ON LIFETIME baby.  And to add to the points lost, i had a hand on my shoulder for 120 seconds so i was 120% gay that nite. The film was a wonder.  There was a super funny commercial were these people were playing uno then all the cards shot out at them from this toy thing.  Ha ha aw son, ive got an uno in my eye!  Then i sat around and made computer jokes with craig.  i wont tell you them, because i know youll be a thief and theft them from me.

Ive been bored alot this summer, so i had to think of some new gags to entertain myself.  One is kinda gross, and the other is fit for a champion.  The gross funny gag was inspired from a movie that i dont know what its called when some random citizen tackled the bad guy and yelled CITIZENS ARREST.  So ive been waiting for the right time, the pummeling family members, friends, and my dog.  The one fit for a champ is a funny gag too.  I have this fun memory from my abused childhood of a plumber working on my house with his buttcrack showing.  My gag has been mooning my family alot then making them say OH THE PLUMBER IS HERE.

Im totally thinking about giving into one of those gay lamegay  surveys that people do in there xanger covering up that they actually do not have a life to write about.  Like the one that are like IN THE PAST WEEK HAVE YOU POOPED : umm nooo   SEEN A GAY PERSON: ummm idk???

hostage notice

If i do not get greater than or equal to 20 eprops, then i will quit xanger.

ok now , you can all go back to your harry potter scum.

Currently Gaming Mario Kart Advance By Nintendo see related

BUH BUH BUH BUH

Wasup in the hood

I am danged sorry for letting the gergapotamus community suffer unbearably with a week of no updates.  Yea i know, how could you live through it?  I was the real goat in this tragedy.  I guess i didnt do enough horsing around for a sweet update.  Some of you may have unfortuantely seen my small entry last week that was so awful, that i deleted it.  I just dogged that entry.  From that point, i knew there was something fishy going on.  But let me tell you, its not easy being the king cobra of the xanger community.  So much is expected out of the gergapotamus update.  Hardy chuckles arent enough according to my critics, Dumby Elkins and Eric Greene.  A belly laugh is the only thing that satisfies the gergapotamus update cravings.  You see, you may have noticed in the first few sentences that i used animal puns.  And You see, i cannot just simply tell you what i have done in the past dumb days, or post pictures of he/she and their bffae groping each other like an ordinary xanger customer.  I have to dress it with dressing, and serve it like a 5 star meal.  The readers were not the only sufferers in this tragedy, the author of this site, who chose to stay confidenetial, suffered uncontrollably as if he/she was tied down in a tickle fight.  Some hurtful comments have been commented, like 'YOUR DUMB' or 'YOURE A MORON' or 'BRING BACK Y100'.  But you see, the gergapotamus site has not been filled with love and friendship the past week, its been filled with dumbness and moronicity.    

In the end , were all a team

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